here, clip-clop!

[bossymarmalade]

I thought I was pretty relaxed and non-insane about the whole Lynncest thing, but then I read horse!Justin crying for his momma and actually went, "awwwwww!"

Send help.

ETA: ohgod! They're having timbertrick horse-sex and horse!JC is getting off on it! This is the most fabulous story EVER!!

Comments

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

It's nice to know I wasn't the only person fascinated by that story *g*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Dude! I seriously read the entire thing to the end. I fucking LOVE this fandom!!

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

I read it end-to-end without pausing once. I was strangely fascinated by the whole thing!

*grin*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hee! You're the first person I thought of when I found it. Remember when you cast them all as different horses? That was strangely fascinating as well, so this was just a step further. *g*

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I may have to read that now. I thought about it, but I'm kinda afraid of horses. So the subject matter? Not that exciting.

Sadly, I could probably get behind Timbertrick horses with a side of voyer jc.

If any one asks, I'm just going to blame the media.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry! They're very non-threatening horses. And Lance is the snooty horse who insists they all shit in a corner of the yard instead of crapping willy-nilly! How can you pass up on that?!?

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

To read or not to read...

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You MUST. Lance comes eventually and he's wearing a sparkly pink bridle and JC has a frothing FIT because he wants that bridle so BAD. How can you resist!?!?

[marej.livejournal.com]

i'll see your "waaaaah, momma" and raise you the one where Chris is a Very Bad Drill Sergeant and he makes Justin his fucktoy and keeps him in the tent, and fuck the war and the nazis, 'cause chris needs his fucktoy, yo. And Lance BEGS Joey to take his virginity, a lot. ahem. I don't remember the details, been a while, but yes.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Yay! I love stories where Chris makes Justin his Very Own Fucktoy. Especially if fatigues are involved. Doesn't JC get to share Private Timberlake with Chris? Because that's even BETTER.

[throughadoor.livejournal.com]

dude, it's really not nice to mention such a gem of a story without providing any kind of link. can you hook a sister up?

[claire.livejournal.com]

hee! that story made me giggle. a lot. then try to imagine horse sex which was weird.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Imagining horse sex isn't too hard -- it was imagining horse!JC watching and leering lecherously that ran me into trouble. Hee!

[silveryscrape.livejournal.com]

No, no, I won't, you can't make me. NO.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Oh, but you MUST! Seriously, dude. If you've ever read, uh, Black Beauty or any of those other childhood horsey books, it's kind of like that. Except with gay horse-humping. ahahahahaha!

Be a good two-leg and fetch me a feed bin.

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

"But shit, since you already broke him in, I definitely want to take a ride on that pony.”

Oh damn. Damn. I don't know whether to curse you or thank you for making me read that.

Pissy-bitch Lance was my favorite thing. Hee!

Re: Be a good two-leg and fetch me a feed bin.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha! Oh, pissy Lance-horse was awesome. He bitched about getting his mane cut! And eating off the dirty GROUND! I love it so much!!

[lemniskate.livejournal.com]

what kills me is that Joey as a horse is just like joey in all her other stories! basically straight, but a sex maniac--a rude, boorish inconsiderate one at that. At least there's consistency ;)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Let's see, um...Joey's different in that one where Justin's a prince and JC's a pleasure slave. He's quite nice in that one.

And now I've said too much. *giggle*

[imogenics.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank god. It's been so long since we've had a story involving nsync members having sex with animals, or being animals having sex with each other, I was beginning to worry.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Kind of made you wonder what the fandom was coming to, didn't it?

colt!Justin wants his momma. She told him what was good to EAT! Oh, I love it so much!

[silvrsolace.livejournal.com]

lordy lordy...i just finished reading chapter two...I can't read any further, not because it isn't cute, but I actually have to get work done...but I awwwed all the way through the first chapeter, where chris is consoling the COLT-justin!

Justin's a colt, awww baby!

on last thing, dude, you icon, i'm flabbergasted! momma!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha! Oh, it's so hysterical. Chris is so sweeeeeet to colt!Justin, it warms my heart. And he wants his MOMMA!

...just like in my icon. mmmmmm. No point denying it, baby.

[pirateyes.livejournal.com]

you thought you were non-insane about the Lynncest?

. . .

sadly, I don't have time to read the gay horse-sex, and that's something I thought I'd never say.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

you thought you were non-insane about the Lynncest?

I have a bad grip on these things. Somebody told me the other day that my name was synonymous with Lynncest for them, and I was perplexed as to why. *g*

[ghostoftheyear.livejournal.com]

I take back what I said yesterday. I hate you. I only read the two parts you linked and I think I need to go bleach my brains until I don't even remember what a horse looks like.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hee! But Justin wants his *momma*! And Chris is nice to him! Oh, I'm a sucker for my otps even in equine form. *g*

[jaciesplace.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the kind words. When I wrote Horsing Around, I thought only about two people would even read it. I'm glad it put a smile on someone's face *grin*. Anyway, I enjoyed everyone's comments. They put a smile on my face. :)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hey hey!

Dude, people have misconstrued my tone in the past so I want to make it clear -- I seriously do love this story. It's cracked out and insane and funfunfun and I think it's fantastic when people just let themselves *go* with whatever nutty idea springs to their head. There's no better fandom to try out the crazy au, in my opinion. I mean, hell -- I've written them with horns and as demons and spiders and all kinds of nonsense, so horses seem like a damn good idea to me. *g*

[silentblast.livejournal.com]

thank you for not making me feel like a class-a pervert. there's a line there about jc resting his head on lance's neck AND IT JUST FUCKING BROKE ME! ♥ and me and the people i recced the story to love lance so much for being so snooty and eloquent!

horse!sync!!!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

No, you're still a pervert. But you've got good company. *g*

[lelise.livejournal.com]

“What about these two? Looks like you got pastured with a couple sweet young thangs. Nice. Very nice.”

Dude, I can actually hear Joey saying that! It's like hyper-sleaze!Joey that I possibly find really really hot but shhh, don't tell anyone *bookmarks fic for when has time to read*

Oh, I came here through a friend's flist and I friended you, if that's ok.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

It's a-okay that you friended me. *g* Especially since I understand what you mean about hyper-sleaze!Joey sometimes being really really hot. *g*