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the lamb of GOD

When I started this fandom, I was astounded that the Lambs were looked upon with such derision, and thought to myself, "Whoa. I'm gonna have a hard time finding Lambfic, then."

Fortunately, this was shortly before the Sandy Revolution, wherein the Lambs became not only an accepted pairing, but one consistently done with skill and care. I haunted Suitable For Framing like a woman obsessed, reading and rereading the "Up What You're Down With" series and becoming convinced that Lance and Justin were MFEO OTP and a bunch of other acronyms that made no sense. West Virginia is one of my favouritest Lamb stories ever, and if I haven't sent one of my super-big-ass feedbacks for it yet, I really should.

So, yes. Happy birthday shoutouts to STO(k) of the

callmesandy Conglomerate, because you made it safe for me to love the Lambs, and because, well, you're keen. (aahaha! Get it? "Keen"? "Keene"? GET IT?!?!)

*snug*

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Thank you so much. And yes, I'm sort of glad we knew nothing of the fandom before writing and picking an OTP. because, yes. Might've been frightened. But, no! We were ignorant and naive!

And lambs, baby, MFEO 4eva. 4EVA!

Suddenly I have this image of you calmly looking at the boys and carefully selecting the right OTP, like picking a coconut. It amuses me because somehow I think it went a lot more like looking at that coconut and somehow being possessed by tiki spirits that had you speaking in tongues after only a few hours.

Dude. I need to sleep.

Oh, and Bonnie Fuller says happy birthday. She saw Jenna and Justin at the grocery today. They're so getting engaged.

*giggle* They're practically married. Of course, Justin had to skip out of the ceremony for a moment to impregnate Janet Jackson, but hey.

Not-Trace begs to differ. He loves Justin even more. Even if Justin doesn't appreciate Modest Mouse at all.

Sandy - since it's your birthday, I won't argue with you. But really.

xxoo
Bonnie

Justin - Your boyfriend's so cute. Could you maybe just slip us his name. Please?

-K

non-Trace - Dude. Have you listened to anything other than college radio in the last five years?

love,
Justin

Bonnie,
Bite me and your little beard, too.
-Non-Trace

Katie,
Seriously, I was christened Non-Trace. I don't get it either.
-N-T

Justin,
Well, as you know, dickwad, for four of those I was actually in college, so. College, you've heard of it right?
Hell, you're hot, I'll get over it.
-N-T

non-Trace:

No one's seen you since the playoffs! You're over. Jenna's his true love, accept it.

-B. Fuller

non-Trace:

Huh. Is that a family name? Is it Irish?

-K

non-Trace:

I know it was you that threw out all my P. Diddy albums, so I think I'm the one who has to get over it. Also, I thought we agreed not to put an analyzation on the whole no-college thing?

still hot,
J

Katie & Sandy:

Um. This is sorta my journal. Just. You know, sayin'. In case you care or anything.

-Maggie

*giggle* I don't mind at all.

Hee. Still, you deserve the shoutout.

Bonnie,
Because apparently you think discreet is a word you don't need to know the meaning of?
-N-T

K,
I don't get it. Mom says it came to her in a dream. I actually go by "Zowie" like Zowie Bowie.
-N-T

J,
Throwing out your P. Diddy albums was an act of kindness, boy. I'm just thinking about you. Really. Listen to Sonic Youth, you'll go far.

And you are so hot, take off your clothes,
-N-T.

Maggie,
Sorry. Really. Sorry!
-N.T.

non-Trace:

It's okay, really. Just get Justin to shake his sweet, sweet ass for me, and all will be well.

--Maggie

Maggie,
Man, he's a tough nut to crack sometimes. But pretty and smart, so what can you do? He keeps going on about keeping his sneakers clean and he likes ass music, seriously, though maybe I am just an indie music snob, but, yo, some of us never did like P. Diddy or Boyz II Men and we wave our indie flag proudly.

Right, the point is, I'm working on it. Promise. Soon.

love,
N-T.

J,
Shake your sweet sweet ass for the lady, okay? And I'd be happy to tell you where I hid the Ja Rule album.

love,
and yours,
N-T.

Maggie:

You're so on the right track. Shaking his sweet, sweet ass is something Justin excels at.

-K

Non-Trace:

Can you add my name to that list? Of people who want to see the ass shaking?

-K

Non-Trace:

I don't need the Ja Rule album, man. If you ever listened to *normal* radio, you'd know he's on every station. But. If I could have the Nelly cd back? It's kind of embarassing when he's over and asks where it is. And since it's for the fans... [shakes that sweet, sweet ass].

there's nothing wrong with cleanliness,
J

J,
I don't listen to normal radio for a reason. And yes, I'll let you have it back. But. Seriously, J, is it so hard to listen to Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music when we get it on? It's a brilliant album.

[watches shaking of sweet, sweet ass]

Come over here, baby. I got lots of somethings for you.

you're very hot and your sneakers shine,
-N.T.

Interrupting to squeal over one of my favorite Justin moments.

Amandazillah wore a t-shirt with the cover of the first Velvet Underground album on it to her Celebrity show. She was not much of a Justin fan at all. She figured Chris might notice the shirt. But no. Justin did. And pointed and smiled his approval. Justin! IS! Smart! Particularly about music and mucis history. [sigh] And Amanda was completely converted on the Justin issue.

Non-trace:

Aw, baby. You know I love it when you compliment my kicks. Let me just put on this Lou Reed and I'll be right with you.

hurrying
-J

Justin! IS! Smart! That's so cool. ^_^

Non-Trace:

Thanks so much for getting Justin to do that. Plus, thank you for getting rid of his Ja Rule CDs. Goodness knows the world doesn't need any more Ja Rule.

-Maggie

Jup, dear boy:

The ass-shaking was lovely, your sneakers are very cool, and Lou Reed? I approve heartily. Now you two may carry on carrying on.

Cheers,
Maggie

Dude, I should be getting my tanktop any day now. And of course he's smart, he played at Woodstock! No, wait, that's just a story I wrote. Anyway, yes!

J,
waiting. Thinking really dirty thoughts about your materialistic near obsessive overly expensive built by child labor sneakers. You make me love over consumption, baby.

-N.T.

Non-Trace:

You know, subtle backhanded compliments about my sneakers really don't set the mood that well, babe. Just for that, we're lighting the vanilla candles.

one more word and I *will* get rose petals,
-J

J,
Vive la difference, right? We can try the rose petals. Maybe I'm not allergic, right?

-N.T.

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