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Made a trading card for myself. Maybe now I should actually get some work done.

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	stubbleglitter User Number: 383083 Date Created:2001-11-02 Number of Posts: 343
stubbleglitter is the product of three days of complete brainwashing by Squickgrrl and Glassapple. She returned to Vancouver in a complete SDB haze and managed to combine her overwhelming passion for The Simpsons with the brand-new *nsync love in order to find a handle, and this chattering ninny is the result.
Strengths: - Foodie knowledge of vast proportions - Can find a Simpsons or Futurama quote for damn near anything - Her sweet, sweet ass
Weaknesses: - Joshtin--which means, the bad stuff - SDBs speaking foreign languages - Waffles stuck on the ceiling. Mmmm, sacrelicious. - The words "really", "so", and "very."
Special Skills: - Will sing, even in public, given the slightest provocation - Writing ridiculous fics in which people grow horns or guest-star in WB family dramas
Weapons: - Extremely irritating impressions, especially of Ralph Wiggum ("I'm Idaho!") and Justin Timberlake's monkey-clap and braying laugh - The ball-chain necklace of DOOM
Personal Mascot: Blackface Ant, who is the most un-politically correct Kinder Surprise! toy EVER. He's this plastic ant standing on a plant and singing into a bulrush, with a bowtie and blackface. Really. I'm serious.