breakfast

[bossymarmalade]

So I wandered out to get a bagel for breakfast, only to find the bagel place closed. Undaunted, I headed up the block to a little cafe and scoped out the offerings. Then the girl who worked there started talking to me, and this is how it went:

CHICK: That's a really nice necklace.
ME: Whu--? Oh, oh yeah--thanks.
CHICK: A lot of nice beads. Colorful!
ME: Uh, yeah. I made it myself.
CHICK (motioning me closer to the counter): Let me see!
ME (leaning over): 'Kay.

CHICK twirls my necklace for a bit before I take it off and lay it on the counter. CHICK picks it up and expounds for a bit on the colors before holding it up again.

ME (reaching for necklace): Thanks...
CHICK: Oh, no--I can do that, please.

CHICK then spends a few minutes trying to attach the half-assed clasp, which was originally cannibalized from another crap necklace. ME leaning awkwardly across the counter with her fingers scrabbling around the back of my neck.

CHICK: Ooh, it's very strong.
ME: Can I have a scone?

Then I walked back to work and wondered if I'd just been hit on, or if she really was that interested in some stranger's bead necklace. It would've been easier to tell if she'd commented on my sweet, sweet ass or something, because I sure as hell didn't win any points with my scintillating conversation.

The scone's good, though.

Comments

[clarinetkate.livejournal.com]

um. HAHAHAHA. That's fucking awesome. I hope you got hit on. You should go back and hit on HER! wheeee.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I would, except I'm not into girls! Which sucks, because, I mean, she was pretty and all, but it would be to no avail in the end. It's too bad I'm not gay, really, because I get hit on more by chicks than by guys. Le sigh. ^_^

[clarinetkate.livejournal.com]

ah, I guess that is the crucial piece there, isn't it. heeee. You and Pet should start the "We're not gay but damn, we should be" club! hehehe.

<--wouldn't mind getting hit on by girls more often! damnit. ;)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

dude, I'd hit on Pet too, regardless of sexuality. Because she is enchanting. ^_^

The club sounds like a good idea! Heh!

[mitajoey.livejournal.com]

She may not have commented on it, but I really do think she was hitting on your sweet, sweet ass. And dude, freaky much? Were you wearing a top that may have exposed your boobs when you were leaning down?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Not really, although it's more low-cut than I usually wear. And I could pretty much see straight down her top when we were leaning across the counter.

Too bad I can't get hit on by guys, man. But hey, ego-boost! ^_^

[silviakundera.livejournal.com]

I think you were being hit on.... Go you!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Heh! I'm not interested in girly-action (more's the pity), but it's certainly nice to be hit on. Especially all out of the blue like that. And she was very pretty. Go me indeed!

*snug*

[likeahiphopsong.livejournal.com]

Dude. She totally wanted a piece of that sweet, sweet ass.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah!

*slaps own ass*

[silvrsolace.livejournal.com]

DUDE!!! she was SO into you!! ah ha! tha's so cool! Too bad you don't swing that way, but attention like that is always flattering, cause she totally didn't need to all ask you to take it off and then put it back on you. And it sure sounds like she took her sweet time, for your sweet sweet ass...ahahaha...kewl!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

It was weird. And I could see down her shirt.

!!!

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[silvrsolace.livejournal.com]

showing off the clevage...dude that was so done on purpose! *tee hee* way to go!

[strandia.livejournal.com]

You go girl!!!!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Go me indeed! I gets the girlies even when I don't want em!...

...want 'em, Joe? ^_~

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[strandia.livejournal.com]

Hey, send them my way, baby. I don't mind sloppy seconds.

EW! yes I do, actually.

But still. How come only boys hit on me? Dude, we should trade!!!

[kiffle.livejournal.com]

You and your hot, sweet sweet ass! Too bad with the not liking girls thing, you could have checked out her sweet sweet ass.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Totally. But it was sadly wasted on me, since I spent more time thinking about whether I wanted a scone or a cinnamon twist. Ah, well. ^_~

bagel, yeah, right..

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

She goes hunting for a bagel, and ends up with a yummy scone liberally smothered in pick-up action. Did you just get sexified? *rwwwaaaooooowwww*
And it's only Monday!

Re: bagel, yeah, right..

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I'm totally not sexified! I look like shit today. My eyes feel as swolled up and my shirt's the one I cut thumb-holes in. So, like--WTF?

*is mystified*

[ex_halo669]

your sweet, sweet ass has mystical powers. now, do i have to come on over and put the smack down on the wench who was hitting on my overseas crush, hmmm?

because i will! give me two days and i'll be right there!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Heh! I think it'll be all right, seeing as I don't frequent the shop. But if she starts coming after my beads again, I'll be sure to let her know that you're ready to come lay the smackdown on her. Nobody can stand up to my Overseas Crush, no sir!

[beckynicky.livejournal.com]

Everyone wants you baby!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Or at least, weird chicks who like beads want me. ^_~

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[beckynicky.livejournal.com]

Hey, that is a really pretty necklace! Can I see?

;)