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bossymarmalade) wrote2002-08-16 10:19 am
bossymarmalade) wrote2002-08-16 10:19 am
wherein she is different
...So, Justin's new single has been listened to. And generally, I am impressed, although the MJ-style keening did nothing for me and was in fact a little disconcerting, if not downright terrifying. The pornover talky stuff is nice, though. And by nice, I mean "motherfucking meltingly hot."
However, it would have been better if he'd titled it, "Like I Love That Sweet, Sweet Ass." I dare you to disagree, bitches!
However, it would have been better if he'd titled it, "Like I Love That Sweet, Sweet Ass." I dare you to disagree, bitches!
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Dude! This totally goes together with my personal theory that background falsetto vocals should be sung (and were MEANT TO, dammit) by Chris. Justin is way out of his range, way way way out, Chris however would be perfect :)
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It's a Timbertrick song o' love, yo!
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Ah ha ha! MJ! ROTF! When I first heard it, the shitty version, my first thought was, "oh Justin, you really do think you're Prince." It sounded eerily reminiscent of Prince's Cream-period, imho anyway.
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Isn't *every* song a timbertrick song o' love?
'Cause if not I may need to reevaluate my interpretations of various songs.
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When Britney caught Justin cheating on her with Chris she went on a crazy shopping spree with Justin's credit card. And when he got the bill he was all upset and Chris had to convince him that it was okay because Chris would just take care of him and buy him sneakers and cars for as long as he needed and Justin could pay him back with that sweet, sweet ass and so then Justin was happy and they had sex, but first Justin cancelled all his credit cards and ordered new ones.
So yes.
[seriously. I bet I could do any song]
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Yes! Yes, Justin got "buck wild" with Chris and it makes perfect sense now! And I think I have to go listen to that song now and giggle my sweet, sweet ass off all the way through it.
How about...um...Prince's "Batdance"?
*awaits eagerly*
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"Batman!"
"Let's do it!"
"Batman!"
"Let's do it!"
And Justin's kissing Chris's neck and rubbing at the skin under his shirt and then he slips into Chris's pants, hand on Chris cock and it's all -
"ooh ooh yeah"
"I wanna bust that body"
"ooh ooh yeah"
"I wanna bust that body"
And Chris has pretty much given up on the movie, but it's still on and then Justin's sliding down and his mouth is replacing his hand and Chris completely stops watching and it's all -
"we got to sho'nuff get off "
And so Justin stops and shimmies out of his track pants and finds the lube (kept conveniently in a drawer near the sofa because Chris really likes to watch movies and Justin really likes to interrupt him) and he gets himself all ready and then they're fucking and it's all -
"Do it, do it, do it, do it"
"Don't stop, don't stop"
And then they're coming and they sit for a minute and then Justin gets up and throws away the condom and cleans up and when he comes back he flips the channel and it's all -
"BATMAN"
"No, damn it!"
"You son of a bitch!"
And Justin puts it back, because really, who can refuse Chris when he's just fucked that sweet, sweet ass into next week even if you do think Jack might give you nightmares and Kim Basinger is so not hot and really, whoever thought Michael Keaton was sexy or fucked up enough to be Batman.
Well?
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Who would even try?
I've completely accepted your "sweet, sweet ass" theory. In fact, I shall begin campaigning for your Nobel Prize in Literature tomorrow. Or, you know, when I get sick of this song. Whichever comes first.
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