You can join my family. It is made of me. And some Triscuts. But it'll get better! And both me and the Triscuts wilt in heat/humidity, so we are with you on that score.

I read that as "hipster queef" and was very confused.

Ugh I don't hate my extended family, but I have never felt comfortable around them and get out of every single visit that I am able to (including one this coming weekend!). They're kind of Stepfordy. 9_9