i usually think people who vote are a bit fruity

[bossymarmalade]

After ignoring ANTM for the last couple of boring-ass cycles replete with weird-looking mealy-mouthed sub-literates, I was actually interested in the first episode of this season! Sheena gets repeatedly called "Kimora" and described as having "the beauty of a black girl" despite being Japanese/Korean!! Sarah embarrasses Harvard, self! Nikeyshah does her best Foxxy Love! Clark decides to be The Bitch and wears hideous frosty pink lipstick to prove it! Samantha's a fucking idiot! Isis has the patience of a saint even while eating broccoli! Brittany B repeatedly smells her own panties!! Tyra speaks in tongues! (That last one is par the course though.)



- marjorie confesses to being homeschooled in addition to being French
- the brittanys choose nicknames so as not to confuse themselves, others
- eco-friendly is fierce! says the bus
- hannah grew up without electricity or water, which is code for "i am so ignorant idiotic innocent"
- sheena is wearing triangles as earrings
- trans quiz time with aunty isis
- sharaun/brittany b refers to isis as "a drag queen"
- isis' earrings the same size as her face
- mckey/brittany s plays with isis in pool, naaawwww
- clark says that "coming from a good traditional upbringing in the south you don't run into a he/she every day"; clark has i guess never seen/read midnight in the garden of good & evil
- the girls go to the magic castle and paintings w/moving eyes scare samantha shitless because she thinks magic is real and is simple as fuck
- sheena gives the pathetic "misfit of magic" magician dude some pity whoots
- nigel is in the magic cabinet; put him back in! sheena says, "are you kiddin me? he look like a ken doll!"
- paulina porizkova pops out, says "world" five times in three seconds
- challenge is basically speed-dating the judges
- marjorie is scared AS USUAL
- sharaun hates world peace
- lauren brie looks like a lump of brie with glass eyes embedded in it
- nigel SCARES MARJORIE
- isis understands the light; nigel finds her "unusual" which is ANTM code for "we kept nigel 'in the dark' so when Isis' secret is finally 'revealed' to him he can act all 'cool with it'"
- time for a photoshoot O SHIT THEY'RE TACKLING POLITICAL ISSUES
- immigration does not scare marjorie AS MUCH!
- for boasting about how she's "ready to be a bitch", clark sure can't take it when mckey refuses to explain TO HER what 'bureaucracy' is
- hannah doesn't know what she thinks about nuclear weapons b/c she is INNOCENT
- sheena gets told she's too hootchie
- sharaun is an absolute skunk to Isis, makes nation hate her
- isis nails her photoshoot subject of 'privacy', hah hah bitches
- nikeyshah can't take critique, heeeeeeeeeeyyyyy
- for no discernable reason each of the judges says one of the words of the phrase "we cast our vote"
- being chosen first TERRIFIES MARJORIE!!
- sharaun busts down crying for being cut from the group and her ass sent home, hah haha
- tyra is wearing arm-warmers



I scrolled back for the entire week of friendslist entries searching for ANTM reactions and found only one from my fellow Canadian tammylee, which is kind of comforting because all the Yanks were talking politics. *g*

Comments

[mumblemutter.livejournal.com]

she is so hot! i don't even know why i love the way she looks, but i do. i don't think she'll win though. my money's on the french chick so far. she looks like...whatsherface, that blonde british model that's everywhere? tyra banks might choose someone else though, we never know about her.

IT WAS SO INSANE AND YET !!! SRSLY I WAS LIKE "IS THIS WHAT THEY DO EVERY SEASON? SURELY NOT!" they had both jays dressed up like SPACE CADETS with silver hair! and it's all retro computer stuff, like sci-fi for the star trek original age or something. love it so much. also i love tyra banks! i only wish janice were still around. sigh.

ALSO THE HARVARD GIRL THING WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY. you know tyra threw in all those literary references just to screw with her.

also also she made one girl be a moose and was the hunter! and then the other way around! I MEAN HOW SO AWESOME. HOW.