i usually think people who vote are a bit fruity

[bossymarmalade]

After ignoring ANTM for the last couple of boring-ass cycles replete with weird-looking mealy-mouthed sub-literates, I was actually interested in the first episode of this season! Sheena gets repeatedly called "Kimora" and described as having "the beauty of a black girl" despite being Japanese/Korean!! Sarah embarrasses Harvard, self! Nikeyshah does her best Foxxy Love! Clark decides to be The Bitch and wears hideous frosty pink lipstick to prove it! Samantha's a fucking idiot! Isis has the patience of a saint even while eating broccoli! Brittany B repeatedly smells her own panties!! Tyra speaks in tongues! (That last one is par the course though.)



- marjorie confesses to being homeschooled in addition to being French
- the brittanys choose nicknames so as not to confuse themselves, others
- eco-friendly is fierce! says the bus
- hannah grew up without electricity or water, which is code for "i am so ignorant idiotic innocent"
- sheena is wearing triangles as earrings
- trans quiz time with aunty isis
- sharaun/brittany b refers to isis as "a drag queen"
- isis' earrings the same size as her face
- mckey/brittany s plays with isis in pool, naaawwww
- clark says that "coming from a good traditional upbringing in the south you don't run into a he/she every day"; clark has i guess never seen/read midnight in the garden of good & evil
- the girls go to the magic castle and paintings w/moving eyes scare samantha shitless because she thinks magic is real and is simple as fuck
- sheena gives the pathetic "misfit of magic" magician dude some pity whoots
- nigel is in the magic cabinet; put him back in! sheena says, "are you kiddin me? he look like a ken doll!"
- paulina porizkova pops out, says "world" five times in three seconds
- challenge is basically speed-dating the judges
- marjorie is scared AS USUAL
- sharaun hates world peace
- lauren brie looks like a lump of brie with glass eyes embedded in it
- nigel SCARES MARJORIE
- isis understands the light; nigel finds her "unusual" which is ANTM code for "we kept nigel 'in the dark' so when Isis' secret is finally 'revealed' to him he can act all 'cool with it'"
- time for a photoshoot O SHIT THEY'RE TACKLING POLITICAL ISSUES
- immigration does not scare marjorie AS MUCH!
- for boasting about how she's "ready to be a bitch", clark sure can't take it when mckey refuses to explain TO HER what 'bureaucracy' is
- hannah doesn't know what she thinks about nuclear weapons b/c she is INNOCENT
- sheena gets told she's too hootchie
- sharaun is an absolute skunk to Isis, makes nation hate her
- isis nails her photoshoot subject of 'privacy', hah hah bitches
- nikeyshah can't take critique, heeeeeeeeeeyyyyy
- for no discernable reason each of the judges says one of the words of the phrase "we cast our vote"
- being chosen first TERRIFIES MARJORIE!!
- sharaun busts down crying for being cut from the group and her ass sent home, hah haha
- tyra is wearing arm-warmers



I scrolled back for the entire week of friendslist entries searching for ANTM reactions and found only one from my fellow Canadian tammylee, which is kind of comforting because all the Yanks were talking politics. *g*

Comments

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Isis really is ten thousand kinds of awesome. In the craziness of that episode (Tyrabot, WHAT?) Isis and Hoochie Asian Girl were moments of sanity.

S-Pal can go fuck herself. After all McCain did to save AmeriCorps and make sure we got our education awards, for her to show such disdain for community organizers is disgusting and shows exactly how far McCain has flipped. If he wanted democrats to get fired up AGAINST him, well. Good job, Old Dude.