you callin' me a biter?!

[bossymarmalade]

lesasoja! I am so glad that you had a fabulous birthday, because you, liebling, deserve one that is nothing but joy from start to finish. *mwah*!

As for the rest of you, some might be interested in bidding on a dinner with Joss Whedon that will benefit Equality Now. Even if I had the money, I wouldn't do it because I'd just be asking him awkward questions like if he knows his servants' last names or in the case of butlers their first.

Also and unrelatedly, I must confess that I really and truly look forward to every time Bai Ling pops up on Go Fug Yourself. Didn't she date JC for like a microsecond, or was that just rumour? I don't remember anymore, but the cocktail of that much trashy insanity-fueled hotness together is one I would drink all summer long.

Also and semi-relatedly (gacked from musiclover03)


I CAN'T BELIEVE he's still wearing the ball-bearing necklace. Dood, I gave mine up like six years ago!! I think I started wearing it *before* Chris made his a regular accessory, so maybe my period of its fashion legitimacy just ended sooner. That other chain he has on is unnacceptable. Still, the guy looks good! I can't see his hair, but hopefully he didn't let JC style it or anything.

[EDIT]: Also also!! Timberlake Goes Apeshit on Swedish Fans. ahahaahahah! I'm just gonna be sitting here running through the many possible variations on "[bleep] face".

Comments

[glockgal.livejournal.com]

Whutevsers, you totes started wearing that ball-bling after you saw Mr Kirkpatrick sportin' it. 'S the truth, just as much as I fractured my thumb trying to do that 'It's Gotta Be Me' spin (or wuz it Bye Bye Bai?) to Darrin Hayes dance DVD.

YOU CAN'T LIE.

[1000-words.livejournal.com]

i don't know if bai ling dated jc, but i know she did date nick carter for like 30 seconds, which was long enough for people to think they were going to get married.

[gal-montag.livejournal.com]

Awww, Chris, I still love you, BB! Even if you bling way too hard. (Although as an accessory, I kind of like the ball bearing necklace, you can get lengths of that that chain at the hardware store for so cheap. It's like going to the pet store and buying a collar, so cheap and so cool.)

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Bai Ling and JC went out once or twice--or were at least photographed together while engaged in datelike activity. I *love* that line in Go Fug a couple of posts down: "I already wore this in the future, you fools." I love Bai Ling, AND she guest-starred on The Unit one time. That's a win for the universe.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

HELLO I STARTED WEARING IT B/C OF ANGELO NOT CHRIS

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahaha! I can't see Bai Ling marrying anybody EVER, much less Nick Carter! That's just bizarre.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I am almost tempted to find my old ball-bearing necklace and wear it again! It was kind of heavy, but it strangely never got warm even when I wore it in the summer.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I laugh every single time I read that line! ahahahaah! Bai Ling is definitely one of my favourite of JC's paramours; she also made out with my precious Dr. Jack on Lost, which was an extra score for me.

Plus, you have reminded me that I need to start watching The Unit, because YES.

[kidkoala.livejournal.com]

Me too. I kinda love that woman. She rocked in Dumplings, and for all the reasons that people smear her on worst dressed lists. Personally, I think she may well be the muse of GFY because she looks like she nailed whatever she's wearing in every image, even if it is fucking crazy.

[supersyncspaz7.livejournal.com]

The ball chain necklace! Guh. I remember being in eighth grade and buying one at Claire's and I even think I wore that thing to Pop Odyssey. I found it under the bathroom sink about a year ago.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY! No matter what batfuck thing she's wearing, I look at her and go, "huh, that looks pretty awesome."

I have not seen Dumplings yet. This fills me with unimaginable sadness.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha! Under the bathroom sink seems like a good enough place for one of those. I don't even *know* where mine is; possibly in the same shoebox that I threw all my crosses and junk from when I was into Guns 'n Roses. *g*

[kidkoala.livejournal.com]

Yes, you even want to say, that nipple was meant to be there.

Dumplings is the only one worth watching of the 3, btw. Although... I could see you sitting through the other 2 just to boggle at the art-house meets crap-house of it all.

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

Even if I had the money, I wouldn't do it because I'd just be asking him awkward questions like if he knows his servants' last names or in the case of butlers their first.

This is why I heart you.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hee! There's a reason Lisa Simpson is me in cartoon form. *g*

[embitca.livejournal.com]

No, no, don't watch The Unit. The good parts (i.e. hot guys going on missions and killing people) are strongly outweighed by the very awful (i.e. boring wives being incredibly boring). As much as I love both Scott Foley and Robert Patrick) I finally had to delete it from my TiVo season pass. Baaaah!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Heh! I have good experience with completely tuning out boring wives (see: Chris Thormann from Homicide, Janet from Rescue Me), so maybe it'll be okay.

[naissa.livejournal.com]

I agree with this comment. That's *exactly* what I was gonna comment with at first.

♥

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

Girl, why are you spelling rumour without your Canadian given "u"?

So that's a recent pic?? Whoa. He looks good but yeah, it's time to move on.

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

I am a huge fool for The Unit--I love it so much, and I hope you watch it one day, because given your ToD past, I think you would love it, too. It's the machoest show EVER, I mean, it makes me laugh in sheer joy at its determined, anxious, over-the-top machoisity. It truly, truly is worth the time, and also, David Mamet! And Rebecca Pidgeon is in several eps. this season! Plus, Scott Foley is the Justin character; even has a buzz cut like Justin's and I am such a fool, Maggie, but I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. An utter fool.

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Rebecca Pidgeon was in it this season and everything got a lot more interesting. She is fabulous. Also, I like Jonah's/Top's wife.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

OMG. I am so embarassed! I shall amend the post to include my Canadian 'u' AT ONCE!!

Chris looks good around the face; for some reason I thought he'd look all haggard and tired, but he doesn't. Which is kind of comforting, in a weird didn't-know-i-still-cared kind of way. *g*

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Having met Joss (in a pub) and chatted to him, the dinner won't be awkward if the fans aren't idiots, he's so nice and down-to-earth and funny.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Heh! I hope decent people win the bid, and not the sorts who'll bring along their Giles/Willow/Warren photomanips or something.

Also, if I were ever to meet a celebrity, I think I'd want it to be in a pub. That sounds excellent!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

okay, I am more fool than I thought I'd be b/c you totally sold me on the show just with THAT LAST BIT ABOUT JUSTIN. eeeeeeeeee!!

[ex_halo669]

all my crosses and junk from when I was into Guns 'n Roses. *g*

omg, you too? SISTER!

my favourite one was a giant ornate cross with huge blue stones in it. Axl would've been

sooooo

jealous.

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Chris needs to start dressing like a grownup-or at least someone who's gone shopping this decade.

If those Swedish fans really followed Justin back to his hotel, he should have done more than just throw ping pong balls (wtf?) at them. Morons. However, I saw a picture of him up there on his balcony looking down all psycho-like, and judging by the expression on his face, it's probably a good thing he didn't have any semi-automatic weapons handy. Boy was pissed.

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

::rummages in lj::

Ah-ha! My gushing is here (http://erilyn.livejournal.com/327088.html). It was awesome, everyone should get to chat with Joss in a pub.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

HAH! That is soooo excellent. I got most of mine at an odd little antique store, including one very neat one with a hinge and a hammered-tin base. It would have been infinitely improved, however, by huge blue stones!!

[iamtheenemy.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I love that Justin doesn't want to sign one autograph and then responds back to an asshole fan and somehow that turns into him insulting the entire country of Sweden. Justin has so much POWER. Someday I hope to be as POWERFUL as him.

[frausorge]

Danke, schatz! I couldn't have asked for a better one. And see, it's still having lovely echoes! xoxox

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Gone shopping for something other than ink, that is. Man, I'm behind the times! I didn't even realize he had that many tattoos now!!

I saw a picture of him up there on his balcony looking down all psycho-like

This is all too easy to imagine. I swear, there is something fundamentally unsettling about La Timberlake that comes out at the strangest times....