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bossymarmalade) wrote2007-02-11 11:40 pm
bossymarmalade) wrote2007-02-11 11:40 pm
--who don't consider the grammy an award at all
Grammy thoughts:
MAGGIE: *tunes in after first half hour, due to The Simpsons on Fox at the same time"
JUSTIN: --s-s-s-cena-ri-o! tale as old as time! *initiates My First Highly Symbolic Videocam Moment*
MAGGIE: Dear god, no, boy, NO! THE NOSE!!!
RAE/LEGEND/MAYER: *highly repetitive, self-satisfied songs*
MAGGIE: *boredom coma*
BURT BACHARACH: *rambles on in senility*
SEAL: *wonders who the hell thought this pairing was appropriate*
LEANNE RIMES: *no longer has boobs, seems joyless*
CARRIE UNDERWOOD: *nasal whine through Bob Wills song*
MAGGIE: Now grab the mike with your right hand! Now your left! Now the right one again! Now pretend that old man is actually fiddling something! Wow you're uninteresting.
RASCALL FLATTS: *weird yodeling of Hotel California*
MAGGIE: ...is that Chris Griffin fronting that band?
NATALIE COLE: *is dressed as a Christmas present*
DIXIE CHICKS: *win, one stumbles on her dress on the way up*
MAGGIE: Man, one of Dixie Chicks always falls down when they win.
SMOKEY ROBINSON: *stares around with his scary eyes while singing*
MAGGIE: He's wearing a lace blouse and bolero pants, FOR REALS.
LORI: Such an awesome song, though.
MAGGIE: Yeah, this song totally rules. Unlike ... whatever the hell is going on with this Chris Brown thing. Is all this random crap happening because the song is so lame?
LORI: I wish he would jump on that trampoline and just fall down. awwww, Christina. White pantsuit!
MAGGIE: I hope somebody comes at the end with a cape to console her and lead her off stage.
JAMES BLUNT: *sings his hideous song yet again*
LORI: Didn't this song come out like TWO YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS IN ENGLAND?!?!? WTF!!!
JUSTIN: ARE YOU GONNA DO MY DANCE MOVE? *dances with contest winner*
MAGGIE: This is totally better than his other performance was. Too bad this song sucks.
ANTHONY KEIDIS: *gestures*
LORI: I got it. His arms are too short. Right? That's what's wrong with him, right?
DIXIE CHICKS: *win, a different one stumbles on the way up*
LORI: Holy shit, you're right!
GRAMMIES: *end with a fizzle*
*sigh* At least Mary J, Wyclef & Shakira, Ellen & Portia, and Momma were around to bring me some unfettered joy. No hateration in my dancerie for these people!!
(Incidentally, lj has not been sending me comments for the past few days. While the Message Centre lets me see things posted in my own journal, it's useless otherwise; if I haven't responded to something, it's because I haven't gotten the comment! Sorry!)
MAGGIE: *tunes in after first half hour, due to The Simpsons on Fox at the same time"
JUSTIN: --s-s-s-cena-ri-o! tale as old as time! *initiates My First Highly Symbolic Videocam Moment*
MAGGIE: Dear god, no, boy, NO! THE NOSE!!!
RAE/LEGEND/MAYER: *highly repetitive, self-satisfied songs*
MAGGIE: *boredom coma*
BURT BACHARACH: *rambles on in senility*
SEAL: *wonders who the hell thought this pairing was appropriate*
LEANNE RIMES: *no longer has boobs, seems joyless*
CARRIE UNDERWOOD: *nasal whine through Bob Wills song*
MAGGIE: Now grab the mike with your right hand! Now your left! Now the right one again! Now pretend that old man is actually fiddling something! Wow you're uninteresting.
RASCALL FLATTS: *weird yodeling of Hotel California*
MAGGIE: ...is that Chris Griffin fronting that band?
NATALIE COLE: *is dressed as a Christmas present*
DIXIE CHICKS: *win, one stumbles on her dress on the way up*
MAGGIE: Man, one of Dixie Chicks always falls down when they win.
SMOKEY ROBINSON: *stares around with his scary eyes while singing*
MAGGIE: He's wearing a lace blouse and bolero pants, FOR REALS.
LORI: Such an awesome song, though.
MAGGIE: Yeah, this song totally rules. Unlike ... whatever the hell is going on with this Chris Brown thing. Is all this random crap happening because the song is so lame?
LORI: I wish he would jump on that trampoline and just fall down. awwww, Christina. White pantsuit!
MAGGIE: I hope somebody comes at the end with a cape to console her and lead her off stage.
JAMES BLUNT: *sings his hideous song yet again*
LORI: Didn't this song come out like TWO YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS IN ENGLAND?!?!? WTF!!!
JUSTIN: ARE YOU GONNA DO MY DANCE MOVE? *dances with contest winner*
MAGGIE: This is totally better than his other performance was. Too bad this song sucks.
ANTHONY KEIDIS: *gestures*
LORI: I got it. His arms are too short. Right? That's what's wrong with him, right?
DIXIE CHICKS: *win, a different one stumbles on the way up*
LORI: Holy shit, you're right!
GRAMMIES: *end with a fizzle*
*sigh* At least Mary J, Wyclef & Shakira, Ellen & Portia, and Momma were around to bring me some unfettered joy. No hateration in my dancerie for these people!!
(Incidentally, lj has not been sending me comments for the past few days. While the Message Centre lets me see things posted in my own journal, it's useless otherwise; if I haven't responded to something, it's because I haven't gotten the comment! Sorry!)
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YES!
At least Mary J, Wyclef & Shakira, Ellen & Portia, and Momma were around to bring me some unfettered joy. No hateration in my dancerie for these people!!
YES YES!
*loves*
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RAE/LEGEND/MAYER: *highly repetitive, self-satisfied songs*
MAGGIE: *boredom coma*
<3
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ME: FACECAM
ME: me neither. what IS he doing?
[pause]
ME: at least we know how it would look if he ever made a gay porn blowjob video?
also, i'm pretty sure a) yes, that james blunt song came out two years ago, and b) even if it IS a new song, we'd never be able to tell, because they ALL SOUND THE SAME.
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Seriously, what WAS that? So bizarre.
And JT, your nose and "sexy singing face" were never meant to be seen through a close up fisheye lens. WOW.
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