i'm a non-voting felon, thank you

[bossymarmalade]

Dear Americans on my friendslist: I ♥ you all for being the responsible citizenry you are. *mwah*!

Dear Canadians on my friendslist: Please do not wear your poppies on your hats, belts, purses, or anywhere else you think might be stylin'. That ain't the point of them.

Dear Cameron Diaz: WATCH YOSELF

Comments

[glockgal.livejournal.com]

Ahahha, NO. Maybe Lisa's beret when she tries to pass for a college student.

I hope Britney is a metaphor for America and K-Fed is a metaphor for pro-Bush Republicans. O.o PLS GODZ0RS