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Dear Mssr. Chasez:

Thank you so much for the virtual valentine! To be honest with you, I was kind of hoping that nobody would get me one because I'm just not that kind of girl, but I didn't count on your particular brand of insanity romance. Thank you, and keep reaching for that rainbow.

Love,
Margie


And now, because breathe_again tagged me for it, that (unwholesomely image-heavy)

antonio banderas


Really, I like him better when he's moving around and doing stuff in movies than when he's all posed and "sexay" for photographs, but he is still lovely.

bitsy


Most of the time, Britney's just part of the background, like any celeb you're overexposed to. But I find her fascinating and crazy-sexy in the "Do Somethin'" video, because for once it's like she's a grown woman *owning* her sexuality and having fun with it rather than catering to the whole naughty-baby jailbait thing. Funny how that video was her least popular to boot.

bono


Yeah, no surprise here. There's something about that mix of annoying earnestness, vast talent, and black-Irishness that just gets me every time.

chow yun fat


Chow Yun Fat is hot when he's teaching SWS to fight, but he's even hotter when he's a Siamese monarch who could have you beheaded. mmmmmmmmm.

special agent dale cooper


Kyle Maclauchlan himself is fine; Dale Cooper is extraordinary. I adore him so much.

dr. jack


I love the fine points of his character and everything but omg just look at him, people. Just LOOK at him.

ewan mcgregor


Whether he's chilling with polar bears, wearing body-oil and glitter, posing as Jude Law's live-in lover, or making bad, *bad* movies (of which I have seen an inordinate amount), I find him irresistible.

gene kelly


My serious weakness for guys with dark hair and bright eyes is starting to show through rather embarassingly here, but who could fault me for Gene? Nobody, that's who!

famke janssen/jean grey


Best. Casting. EVER!! Look at the woman! She's gorgeous and powerful and incredible, and all the things I loved about Jean in the comic book. Excellent!

lauryn hill


She is so beautiful it's frightening. omg.

myrna loy


I couldn't do this meme without mentioning the marvelous Myrna Loy, she of the perfectly arched eyebrow and wonderfully arch but utterly ladylike manner of speaking. ♥!

nigella lawson


I can't even express. She's lush and sensual and she eats EVERYTHING and I just. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

frank pembleton


I love Andre Braugher, but it's as Frank that I really find him *hot*. Because he's driven and brilliant and hey, there's always the added bonus of Tim when he's around, and there is NO WRONG there.

rachel weisz


Okay, so I hated Constantine, and I haven't seen a lot of her movies, but I thought she was the prettiest thing ever in The Mummy and she's fantastic in everything I've seen her in. Yes, even Constantine.

salma hayek


Just like you're either a Stones fan or a Beatles fan, you're either a J.Lo fan or a Salma fan. I fall into the latter camp in both categories. She's tiny and fierce and passionate and absolutely stunning.

sir ian


Yes, he's gay and yes, he's old -- but you have to understand, Sir Ian played two characters whom I intellectually swooned over (Gandalf & Magneto) and I've loved everything I've seen him in, so he belongs firmly on this list. He let them zap him with lightening on The Simpsons! How could I not?!?!

tadanobu asano


Most people probably know him as the hottie hott samurai in Zatoichi; apparently in Asia he's known as "the Japanese Johnny Depp." All I know is that I find him smokingly yummy and there's a moment in my favourite of his movies, The Last Life in the Universe, where I actually stop breathing because it's so blindingly hot. Yes.

la timberlake


I am not immune.

However, I cannot at this moment come up with two more people to round my list out. I'm afraid I will have to stop here!