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ext_872 ([identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] bossymarmalade 2006-01-25 07:59 pm (UTC)

Dear Moe:

I am currently not in the market for dating. And, um, I won't be for the next...jillion years, because I have...an alien parasite living in my right toe, and it stipulates that I never marry, date, or look at a person whose first name begins with "m". Sorry about that.

However, I will be sending you my sister's telephone number pronto.

Best,
maggie

ps. I have enclosed your chocolates and a stomach pump. You may need the one after the other.

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