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ext_872 ([identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] bossymarmalade 2006-01-24 08:12 pm (UTC)

Dear Kate:

There are way too many times you have cheated death. I strongly suspect that you have entered into a pact with a demon of some sort in order to be granted an unnaturally long and irritating life. Either that, or you suck life and interest from everybody around you.

However, Sawyer seems strangely able to counteract your psychic vampirism; please obtain a sturdy needle and some twine and stitch your ass to his side immediately.

Also, that toy airplane you have? It's stupid and boring and nobody cares. About the damn horse, either. Kindly shove one or both up your precious nose and shut the hell up.

xxxooo,
m

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