Dear Lynn Harless,

I apologize profusely for the lapse in correspondence! It was wrong of me to fall behind so severely, especially since we have so much to talk about (ie. your son's new fashion line, his stymied movie career, his engagement (?!?), and his friends' predilictions to setting themselves on fire). Tell you what -- if you send me postcards with updates, I promise I'll write again. Deal?

all love,
maggie