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miss maggie ([personal profile] bossymarmalade) wrote2005-03-16 02:08 pm
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smithers, use the amnesia ray

You guys, I'm so sorry your memories have been wiped. Just to let you know, you all owe me money. And feedback. But mostly money.

At any rate, I rudely instructed [livejournal.com profile] callmesandy to write me a ficlet about Ruthie Camden, and because she is sweet like maple candy (er, Sandy, that is) she complied. And y'all, it is GOOD. In fact, to explain why I want Ruthie-fic to begin with, I will link to the photo that made me go




And because God punishes me instantly, the television is now showing an episode of 7th Heaven where zygote!Ruthie is complaining about a boy seeing her panties. I repent, Lawd!! At least I have this lovely icon that [livejournal.com profile] northernveil made to soothe me.

[identity profile] callmesandy.livejournal.com 2005-03-16 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, a) I've read Ruthie/Jasmine the muslim ficlet by [livejournal.com profile] katemonkey that was awesome. b) I'm surprised you didn't request Ruthie/Lucy. c) You can ask for more, you know where! ;)

And dude, Ruthie was so young when she started on the show, it's SCARY.

[identity profile] callmesandy.livejournal.com 2005-03-16 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
pssst. you linked to the ficlets request place and not the ficlet. And you haven't requested one yet - I love your evil requests, damn it!
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Done and done! And d'oh, for linking the wrong place.

I've read Ruthie/Jasmine the muslim ficlet by katemonkey

Oh, Jasmine the Muslim! I only know of you through recaps, but what happened to you? I need to find that ficlet now, hee!

[identity profile] callmesandy.livejournal.com 2005-03-18 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You can count on [livejournal.com profile] katemonkey to bring the goodies, man.

[identity profile] saturn92103.livejournal.com 2005-03-16 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ruthie/Lucy may kill me. For real.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, you protest now, but you'll read it once Sandy writes it. CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

[identity profile] saturn92103.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose if Christ ever compels me to anything in my life it will be a desire to read heretical femmeslash about the torrid affair between a minister's daughters.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahhahhaa! That's so fucking awesome.

[personal profile] ex_halo669 2005-03-16 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
what no one realises yet is that IT WASN'T REALLY AN ACCIDENT.

I actually don't know how I know that, being that I have no memory and all. I guess some things just stay with you :D
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahah! So were you the victim of somebody's nefarious plot, or is the amnesia a self-defense technique?

[personal profile] ex_halo669 2005-03-17 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I JUST WANTED SOMEONE TO TELL ME THAT, BEFORE THE ACCIDENT, I WAS A TOTAL CUNT.

thankfully, I suspect I still am. phew!

[identity profile] xoverau.livejournal.com 2005-03-16 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*goes immediately to Hell*

Youcanseeupherskirt.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
omg YES. I actively loathed the show and its actors (instead of harbouring a frustrated fondness for them, like now) when I first saw this picture and even THEN I just couldn't stop *looking* at it. Whoo!

[identity profile] marej.livejournal.com 2005-03-16 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You guys, I'm so sorry your memories have been wiped.

Thoughts after reading this, in order of appearance in my brain:

1. oh FUCK, not again. I neeeeed my lj-memories function, dammit!

2. oh. wait THAT thing...is it still going on? why isn't it dead yet, why, maggie, why?

3. can there please be an amnesia that will wipe out people's memories about having an lj? pleeeease? can we cause one?

Now, I don't know if that picture is hot, because omg Lucy is so the opposite of hot, but it surely is obscene, I don't know why but it is. ick. I bet you any money they took Mary-Kate and Ashley classes. Any. Money.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought that meme was over, and then it cropped up again! As memes go, this one is damnably long-lived. But then, the "tell me about myself" ones usually are. *g*

omg Lucy is so the opposite of hot

Lucy really is the complete antithesis of hot. But Ruthie! Looking bad-tempered and sitting in her LAP in a MINISKIRT! There's an appeal about that I just can't deny.

[identity profile] kitchendinah.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Rackham icon! Woo!
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I love Tenniel, but this is SOOOOOO pretty! Dear little Alice!

[identity profile] strandia.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
*freaks out*

that is.

really.




hot.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
WE ARE GOING TO THE SPECIAL HELL FOR LOOKING UP RUTHIE'S SKIRT.
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[identity profile] flabbergast.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so does Beverley Mitchell always look like Clay Aiken or does she just look like him in that particular photo?
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahahah! She DOES kind of look like him! Normally, though, when you see her face front it's like looking at a poorly-stuffed, toy Eskimo--the kind from cartoons, all fat-faced and stereotypical. And then she contorts her face and calls it "acting". She's so awful! She DESERVED to kiss Lance!!