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[bossymarmalade]

Between Charlie's Strawberry Fields Forever tattoo and his counting with sugarplum fairies like Lennon does in the Anthology version of A Day in the Life, I am a very happy girl. Because John is my favourite and I totally geek out about Beatles references. Hee! I'm really starting to love Lost, and now that Gilmore girls is picking up again (Logan the charmer! Marty who's Rory's Luke! LUKE!) Wednesday nights are good.

And Thursday nights are good too, because I'm not even all that annoyed by Marissa anymore, now that she gained three pounds and isn't going out with Ryan! I wish she was going out with Seth, though. It would do those two spoiled babies some good to date people as self-obsessed as they are. Plus it would be kinda hot. Although, why was she wearing that weird outfit with the green-bowed beret thing that made her look like a French seller of cheeses?

What I don't like is flipping channels, seeing a Splenda commercial, and for one dazed moment of hatred mistaking it for that new goddamn Gwen Stefani video. And why does Gwen look so angry and confused and petulant in her promo photo for the album? Is it because she, like us, doesn't quite understand how her "new" sound is any different from her "old" sound? And why are my local stores carrying her insipidly named "Love Angel Music Baby" line of bags? Does this mean I should fire-bomb the place? Decisions, decisions.

Comments

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

Dude, what up with the Stef, eh?
To think, I had just finished watching some documentary about No Doubt on Much where they talked about how they stick together through thick and thin.
...

It's like the plot from the Josie and the Pussycats movie!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

She bugs me soooooooo much! When No Doubt first came out, I remember people marveling over some report that Gwen had "odourless sweat" and I still resent that that piece of info EVER ENTERED MY HEAD. *g*

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

On the plus side, it's nice to know what Gwen Stefani's OTP is...

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Heh! If only she had pictures of the lambies on her purses and clothing!

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

You mean it *isn't* No Doubt? Huh!
I thought they just GG'd the rest of the band out of the video.


pets Mr. & Mrs. Cohen icon! I lerve them!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

STUPID GWEN STEFANI!!! Why must she EXIST?!? And why does she wear that idiotic petulant/confused expression in her promo photos for the album?!? Why do I have to see it nearly EVERY TIME I open my e-mail?!?!?! ARRRGH!!!

[stargems.livejournal.com]

Do Sandy and Kristen ever go past cutesy-sexy to full-on sexy because I sort of need them to have their own show.

Honestly? I love Marissa more than I do Mischa. The ugly ass outfits just adds to her overall appeal, lol.

Oh my God Gwen. Make her stop. Make her STOP. Where are the boys to reign her crazy ass in?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I think Sandy and Kirsten have done the full-on sexy a couple of times, but NEVER ENOUGH. Dammit. I get all excited and giggly when they're canoodling!

I love Marissa more than I do Mischa

Hear, hear! Marissa is lame and stupid, but at least she's not a BAD ACTRESS. *g*

I hope Gwen's attempt to seem "crazy" and "SO WEIRD" flop dismally. I'm horrified by the attendant bevy of small Oriental girls she seems to be toting around like a fucking ACCESSORY; I saw some red-carpet footage where the interviewer asked her about them, and Gwen was all, "what? huh? you mean they're not just in my head? i thought only *I* could see them!" and batted her eyelashes like she was being really cute and kooky, and the guy just stared at her like the MORON SHE IS. Feh!!

[marej.livejournal.com]

Does this mean I should fire-bomb the place?

Dude, you can never go wrong with that. There's just no bad in fire-bombing. Now if you could do me a favour and use your guerrilla skillz on every godDAMN RADIO STATION IN CANADA and make them STOP PLAYING "drop it like it hot" I will build you a small place of worship. I might make sacrifices. They might be human. I'm just sayin'.

And why are my local stores carrying her insipidly named "Love Angel Music Baby" line of bags

I want to go back in time where we all thought Justified was an idiotic name for an album. There's just no limits to dumb.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I want to go back in time where we all thought Justified was an idiotic name for an album

Hee! It still kinda is. Awwwww, Jussin. *g*

use your guerrilla skillz on every godDAMN RADIO STATION IN CANADA and make them STOP PLAYING "drop it like it hot"

ahahahah! Out on the west coast I never hear that song; I can't get them to stop playing fucking Gwen Stefani and MAROON 5. I can't even express the depth and fervour of my hatred and loathing for MAROON 5 at this point, because my jaw clenches up and my fingers curl into fucking CLAWS WITH THE BLINDING ANGER OF IT ALL OMG FUCK

[afrikate.livejournal.com]

Although, why was she wearing that weird outfit with the green-bowed beret thing that made her look like a French seller of cheeses?

I too found this whole outfit very strange and sort of French man meets Annie Hall with bows. Why? But maybe the layering makes her look less like a walking skeleton.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*g* Her outfits lately have been better on a whole than they were last season, but that beret-cap thing totally threw me. At least she's toting around that cute suede bag with the blue heart in it! And even more surprisingly, it's not toppling her long bony ass over!!

[saturn92103.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. Fire bombs.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

mmmmm, raining fire down on Gwen Stefani.

I enjoy your approval! *g*

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

Seth + Marissa 4evah, man! I'm sad that they're not revisiting that, because those two are kinda cute together. :) Marissa and Seth now also have in common dating 40 year olds who claim to be much younger as well.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Those two would totally be cute together. Le sigh. I guess we'll just have to trust in the law of teen-show averages, where everybody ends up dating everybody else in the group. And eventually it will be SETH & RYAN'S TURN.

40 year olds who claim to be much younger

SO horrible. Plus, DJ bores me even more than Jimmy Cooper does, which is saying a lot.

[karabou.livejournal.com]

But.. but that kiss between Marissa and D.J.-the-creepy-cheesy-porn-star-look-alike was truly gross. She was just sort of rubbing her closed lips against his, and just. Just ew!!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

WTF was UP with that "kiss"? It was like she REFUSED to open her mouth and her lips just ended up scrunched to the side!

omg, maybe it's because Mischa is, like, a teenager for real or something? So she didn't want to (or wasn't allowed to) kiss open-mouth with DJ, who is obviously at least forty-five years old? EiiiiiiWWWWWW!!

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

Does this mean I should fire-bomb the place?

YES.

And it makes me sad that she named her line that because 'lamb' should only be associated with good things (like the brother and sister that I work with), not scary whiny annoying things (like Gwen Stefani).

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

not scary whiny annoying things (like Gwen Stefani)

Word! I hope that she suffers from overexposure with her stupid solo career. Have you managed to sit through her video? Just seeing the EIGHTEEN-MINUTE INTRO enrages me so much I have to leave the ROOM!!

[paintedmaypole.livejournal.com]

What I don't like is flipping channels, seeing a Splenda commercial, and for one dazed moment of hatred mistaking it for that new goddamn Gwen Stefani video.


hhahahaha!

ahem. yes, that amused me.

L.A.M.B, however? Ick. That pains me. Make it stop, bomb away.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Maybe Gwen contracted out to design the Splenda commercial for them? Ugh. I hate that she's tainting my beloved Alice in Wonderland; isn't it enough that Alice has had to endure tv movie-after-tv movie of being portrayed by awful chunky American girls with broad Midwestern accents? Now she has to be "re-envisioned" by GWEN FUCKING STEFANI?!?!

*weeps*

[raaone.livejournal.com]

Yes! Sugarplumfairy reference! Everyone was all "WEH?" so I, in my usual Wednesday night daze, hopped on the WEH train. But I KNEW I had heard that before. So glad you were able to place it.

In Lennon references, ever read the book Lennon, by Ray Coleman. It's big (1000 or so pages) but it's so good. :-)

(Was a HUGE Beatles geek pre-NSYNC and LOTR geekdom)

Marissa needs to take a lesson from Kate in Lost and JUST SINK, for crap's sake. Go AWAY.

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

By sheer luck I added that version of "A Day in the Life" to my playlist and so it was in my mind. Sugarplum fairy! I love it so much. *g*

ever read the book Lennon, by Ray Coleman

I don't think I have! Thank you for the rec; it's been a while, actually, since I've picked up a Beatles book but I'm feeling the yen again!

Marissa needs to take a lesson from Kate in Lost and JUST SINK, for crap's sake. Go AWAY.

ahahahaahha! You're SO RIGHT. When Kate was explaining to Jack about how she used to try to get washed away, I couldn't hold back from yelling at the screen, "YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH." *g*

[raaone.livejournal.com]

Any chance that you could yousendit to me? I'd love that version on my computer as well, and god only knows where my copies of the Anthology are hiding.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I've got plenty of room on my webspace, so I put it up there! Right-click and enjoy, sweetie. *g*

a day in the life (anthology) (http://tamarindball.org/lj/a%20day%20in%20the%20life.mp3)

[raaone.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! I have been enjoying it :-)

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Please, God, firebomb the place! Am I the only one who's tired of the "celebrity launches new clothing line" trend? The only one I want to dress like is Andre 3000, people, because you can never get enough lime green and salmon in your wardrobe. All the rest of y'all are just poseurs.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

JESUS CHRIST an Andre 3000 line would be UNBELIEVABLY COOL. Can you imagine? The stores should have hair salons attached to them so I can get those silver-white Princess Leia buns done! That would ROCK! You have the best ideas EVER!!