i, king arthur, declare zorro the new king of england!

[bossymarmalade]

The VMAs last night were so boring that instead Lori and I finished Silent Hill 3 and then looked up codes to make Heather into an anime princess. Hey, I caught the Nelly/Xtina performance and Usher's perplexing speech, that's pretty much all I needed. Except, why was Bruce Willis sitting front and center? Weh?!?

kitchendinah has a Fanfic Archives Design Survey going on; if you have opinions on how you like to read your fic, go fill it out! If you're an archivist, go see what people like in a site! Having a nice, easily-navigable site is one of the key ways to boost traffic, duckies. I remember when I used to have teeeeensy little font on my fics, and then I asked, "hey, d'you guys have trouble reading this?" and a bunch of you replied with a resounding YES. Er. My point is, sometimes you don't realize that some element of your page is actively driving readers away, so participating in polls like this is definitely a Good Thing.

silvrsolace tells me that the cheapie theatre by her house is showing "King Arthur" tonight, so I think I'm'a gird up my loins and go see it with her. If I can turn off my INTENSE DEVOTION to the Arthur myth, maybe I can relax and enjoy the pretty. *g*

Zorro: No, no. It's a "Z." I am Zorro. "Z" for Zorro! I have come to return King Arthur to the throne.
Bart: [in audience] It's a history lesson come to life!
Lisa: No, it isn't. It's totally inaccurate.
Bart: Quiet! Here come the ninjas.

Comments

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

ninjas make everything better.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

It's like one of the truths of life!

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

instant joy, just add ninja.

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh, life is good when you can pull up a Simpsons reference.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

That pretty much makes life *always* good, in my case. *g*

And, dude! Orangina! Poor little boo. I hope those Future Shop wankers can figure out some way to help the wee thing.

*sends positive energy*

[karabou.livejournal.com]

Bruce is the man! That's all there is to it.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Bruce rulez, but seeing him there in the front row was so odd! I thought Diddy and Ashton were best buddies? How do all of the resulting politics WORK?!?!

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

Yes, I could not figure out the presence of Bruce, either, and I suffered severe social anxiety disorder on his behalf when he flailed around like a fool danced.

[karabou.livejournal.com]

Man, you got me.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

I have yet to see King Arthur, but mainly because it's never playing at any convenient time when I'm at the movie theater. At this rate, I shall be the only person in the WORLD to have never seen this movie. I think that makes me happy in some odd way.

I have the GQ with Justin in it. The cover alone (him with a bottle of Guinness in his hand) is enough to send me into a tizzy of delight. Curse you and your Justin-pimping ways!

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I am appointing you my King Arthur guinea pig because not only are our movie tastes pretty much the same but we also seem to have the same INTENSE DEVOTION to Arthurian myth. I want a full detailed report, missy! With footnotes! And a large Coke!