itchy runs afoul of an irishman

[bossymarmalade]

I had stuff I was gonna talk about. And then saturn92103 blithely posted pictures of La Timberlake with Guinness running down his chin, with a sandwich halfway into his mouth, and generally futzing around pretending to be a good Irish lad. He has a copy of Ulysses spread open on his lap, yo. It's like AU softcore. His buddy is faux-punching him so delicately in that one picture! And Justin has teeth like a fuckin' drawbridge!!

Anyhow. I was going to talk about designer sushi, and how delightful it is when you order said sushi and then sarahcascade and glockgal declare that you've ordered "*nsync sushi" and proceed to characterize each ingredient until you haplessly agree that yes, yes, Chris would be the imitation crab. And then they left me confused and bemused to eat my sushi while Sarah talked about her beloved Weasley (that's "Hamm" to you) twins and Lori ate inari and we called it "Inara" sushi, and really it was just a big fandommy scramble.

Then silvrsolace and me were driving around last night and "Please Don't Give Up On Me" by Solomon Burke came on my car stereo and I forced her to listen to me ramble insanely about Sandy's & Kirsten's tru luv 4eva omg and how much I love them and then I thought, "damn, i sound like kelly crazily nattering on about true love in a SHACK!!" But it's not like that stopped me or anything.

I looked up a word in the dictionary we've owned since junior high, and found that at some point in our lives either my sister or I (probably me) had gone through the whole thing and highlighted the names of all X-Men that we found. Dazzler, Magneto, Quicksilver...dear God, it's so demented.

And he's drinking Jamieson. And wearing a KILT. And his legs are all jointed funny in that golfing one and he looks like a satyr. I. eeeeeeeee!!

Comments

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Fucking Timberlake is going to make me buy GQ for him! Just... kilt! And Guinness! And now I have to go read your crossover with Boondock Saints again because hubba-hubba.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I haven't bought a magazine for any of the solo boys in ages. Hell, I hardly bought them when the band was together. But you better believe I need to own a hard copy of Justin with a bottle in his mouth, man.

<3<3<3!!

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

highlighted the names of all X-Men that we found. Dazzler, Magneto, Quicksilver...dear God, it's so demented.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

that is all.

No, wait, I lied.

Those pictures! They confuse and delight me so much. Like, I wonder why on earth they decided to go with that look for a photo shoot, but in the end I really don't give a damn. It's wanna-be Irish hooligan!Justin! Truly a beautiful thing.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

It's wanna-be Irish hooligan!Justin!

I seem to remember the germ of an ira!sync story that was fabulous beyond belief and which these pictures remind me greatly of, ahemahemahem.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

gee, really? That sounds like a neat story. I sure would love to read that someday.

::runs away::

[remainthesame.livejournal.com]

And wearing a KILT

Those kilt pictures may be my new favorite thing ever. It would only be better if he wore it while covering "Baby One More Time" because he could wear the kilt and swill Jameiseon and Guinness and slur all the words and still move with liquid grace.

[jae-w.livejournal.com]

From your lips to god's ears! I'd give quite a lot to see and hear that cover.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

deargodYES. And he could end with that pose and then break into girlish giggles and cover his mouth with his fist, and then it would all be so WONDERFUL. !!!

[xoverau.livejournal.com]

Now if Justin would only shave, I might find him attractive again! Whee!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Damn the neckbeard! wtf is he cultivating that thing for? It's summer, he doesn't need extraneous warmth!!

[cynjen]

either my sister or I (probably me) had gone through the whole thing and highlighted the names of all X-Men that we found. Dazzler, Magneto, Quicksilver

::laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs:: Dude! If I didn't love you before, I do now.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hee! Never let it be said that we're not OBSESSIVE about our fandoms, yo.

[karabou.livejournal.com]

and found that at some point in our lives either my sister or I (probably me) had gone through the whole thing and highlighted the names of all X-Men that we found

Some kids look up the naughty words... you guys looked up comicbook characters. Hehe

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahahaah! Dude, we felt rebellious enough just cracking out the highlighters to make marks in a BOOK. We used to read the Bruno & Boots books out loud, back in the day, and whenever the word "heck" came up, we read it with hushed voices after a quick look around. And we were TWELVE and TEN years old!

[gal-montag.livejournal.com]

Thaaaank you for pointing that out to me, I always miss the good GQs.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You are so welcome. This is definitely one I'll be shelling out money for in hardcopy!

[leksa.livejournal.com]

He has a copy of Ulysses spread open on his lap, yo. It's like AU softcore.

AU softcore! yes! yes. it's all too precious!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hee! Smart Fenian Justin, the new AU craze that's sweeping the nation. And then he meets Irish Gypsy!Chris, and although his student friends Joey and JC warn him that gypsies "aren't like decent folk" and are "shanty" at best, there's something about him that Justin can't *resist*. mmmmmmmm. Delicious slightly chilly sex on the green green grass under a faint mist of cold rain.