when people reach for their diaphragm, they don't want to see my picture

[bossymarmalade]

I helped la madre make paratha roti this morning and we discussed whether or not All My Children's Tad was in a very shitty disguise or really wore glasses. Man, I remember watching AMC in junior high when I'd come home for lunch, and being entirely too invested in Tad's and Dixie's tru luv 4eva omg. But anyhow, along the cookery lines -- Julia Child, she of the unabashed love for red meat and gin, has passed away! I salute you with eating!Justin, Julia.

And now, a bunch of links. I love links, don't you?

. jksladder is writing a serial in her journal of colonial-era explorer JC Chasez and his adventures in the wild frontier. It's fabulous and fun and hey, go check it out!

. would I pay $1,250 to have Peter Gallagher show me around the set of The O.C.? Probably not. But it's fun to think about. Except that I'd keep giggling like a moron and ask to pet his eyebrows.

. somebody in the found_objects comm took a snapshot of the Gotham Police Department's emergency vehicles. I cannot stress ENOUGH how badly I want to see this movie, y'all.

. RUN DON'T WALK to raedoro's journal for preview shots of Justin's GQ article. asdfjkjklasddkljdkls;d!!!!

. I followed a link from lisan to all kinds of Prince of Tennis swag, and when I got to this page for one gobsmacked moment I thought those mulitcoloured things were PoT condoms. Then I realized they were CD cases, and now I kinda wish they *were* condoms. Hey, an anime that preaches boy-on-boy action like PoT might as well! "Eiji and Oishi practice safe sex, and so should YOU!!" ahem.

. this isn't a link, but where oh where is ciderpress? I miss my Anna. Nobody does bewildered dry wit like she does, yo.

God, this song breaks my heart. waaah!

Comments

[katlike.livejournal.com]

Oh, GOD. Suspenders. I don't even know what to do with myself right now.

Also, why do they have him holding things to drink, and yet no actual drinking? Soft pink lips, wrapped around that little bottle. This is what I'm asking for. It's not much, honestly.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I know! The bottle's RIGHT THERE! Why can't he be taking a slug from it? The only consolation is that he seems to be taking a slug from that goon behind him. mmmmm, bloody.

[rachel-wilder.livejournal.com]

. would I pay $1,250 to have Peter Gallagher show me around the set of The O.C.? Probably not. But it's fun to think about. Except that I'd keep giggling like a moron and ask to pet his eyebrows.

Maybe not, but beth666ann and I would and it's a trip for two!!!!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hee! And then you could ask him what it was like kissing Kyle Secor. And he'd be all, "Well, he has very soft li -- hey, wait! I never kissed Kyle on the show!!" and by that time you two would be running away giggling. ahahaahh!

[rachel-wilder.livejournal.com]

Ohmigod...now I am going to put in my plans to sell my eggs that I'm not using so we can get the visit!!!!!!

BTW, check your e-mail, sweet thing. We have business.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

waaaah! I still haven't gotten your e-mail yet. Could you please send again, darlingest of Rachels?

[rachel-wilder.livejournal.com]

Damn...crappy hotmail. I've contacted Beth to see if she still has it, otherwise I will recreate it later. You want me to send it to your usual e-mail? If not, e-mail me and give me an alternate address.

[rachel-wilder.livejournal.com]

Did you get it now? If not, let me know...

[ghostoftheyear.livejournal.com]

TAD! Oh man, I loved Tad and Dixie and they were so great together. Is it still the same actor?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

It is indeed! I remember being so amused that his name was Michael Knight, because back in tha day I loved Knight Rider. Hee!

[ghostoftheyear.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I forgot that. I used to be SUCH the drooling fangirl. =)

[wolfenm.livejournal.com]

AH! We missed AMC today because of the stoopid hurricane :( Did Jamie get stabbed today? Wot happened?

And do u watch OLtL too? If you do, did we miss anything good with Todd & Blair? (I adore them! ^_^)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

omg JR went to be a snot to Jamie at the cell, and Jamie and the drug-dealer dude got into a fight and *gasp!* Jamie's shirt got pulled open, revealing his wire!! And then the drug-dealer dude got all pissed and shanked him in the side while JT watched -- and Tad and Brooke were watching too, in the lieutenant's office! Really, in the time it took between the wire getting exposed and Jamie getting stabbed, they *could've* saved him, but I guess then there'd be no cliffhanger. *g*

I didn't see OLtL, though; it's my mum who really watches the soaps, and I generally only watch them when she is. Heh.

[wolfenm.livejournal.com]

Maaaan. I was looking forward to that all week! *pout* I saw the commercial with the look of horror on JR's face, and I wanted to see the full scene! DAMN HURRICANE!

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

....the mere sight of a cop car with GPD on it should *not* send me into excited high-pitched convulsions. I AM FAIRLY SURE OF THIS.

and yet...

*SKREEEEEEEEEEEE*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I screeched in delight and bounced up and down in my chair and then sent the link to Lori. So it's safe to say that the convulsions are understood and agreed with in this corner, man. eeeeeeeee!!!!

[katemonkey.livejournal.com]

would I pay $1,250 to have Peter Gallagher show me around the set of The O.C.? Probably not. But it's fun to think about. Except that I'd keep giggling like a moron and ask to pet his eyebrows.

And, y'know, I'm sitting here giggling like a moron just thinking about it.

OMG, where is my money?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Peter Gallagher! Being all polite and jokey and showing me around the COHEN KITCHEN!! Oh, the mere thought is bliss!!

[jae-w.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT COMPLAINING, believe me, but ... is there a *theme* to the GQ photo shoot? Because I can't figure it out. Unless it's pictures guaranteed to make my heart stop, but that's a little too self-centered for even me to believe. Although if it is true, I'm suddenly thinking maybe I should get me a GQ subscription.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I can't figure one out. He's a tweedy struggling writer! He's a saucy schoolboy! He's a Highland dancer and he works at one of those Wild West recreation towns! He poses for CEO headshots in between! Maybe ET was just showing a bunch of the shoots that they did, and they won't all make publication? In which case, I'd like to lobby for them to drop the cheesy one that looks like it belongs on an "Employee of the Month" plaque.

[jae-w.livejournal.com]

My evil sister, who called to tell me it was on TV (which did no good because my TV is BROKEN), suggested that, in light of recent events, perhaps the theme of the photo shoot is "Things Justin Would Rather Do Than Go Back to *NSYNC".

[gal-montag.livejournal.com]

I was so pissed when they killed off Dixie. After all that crap she deserved to be with Tad 4eva!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

They killed Dixie?!?! Good lord! That's like killing off Jennifer from Days of our Lives! (Which, really, might well have happened since I last watched it in, uh....1992. Heh.)

[gal-montag.livejournal.com]

Oh man, yeah it was a long time ago, it was so anti-climactic. She and Tad were separated and she was in that little one horse town she was always going to and he talked her into coming back and on the way she was killed in a car accident. I don't remember if they had a funeral for her, I don't think there was a big to do over it, though.

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

Fyi, Anna is currently on a beach in the South Pacific being fed drinks by beautiful waiters and occassionally doing tiresom tasks like playing minigolf and going to a spa. And we hates her, yesss.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Ohh, excellent. As long as she's flourishing somewhere and being naughty and tropical, I'm happy. *g*

[twinklepug.livejournal.com]

Teehee! I like Justin in a skirt. I mean kilt. And I'd like to hide in the fake bushes next to the stairs while he walks up it. Bwahahaha!!!!

They don't wear anything under kilts, right?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

They certainly do not! All of my favourite boys appear in kilts at some point -- Ewan McGregor, Alan Cumming, that guy who was Hamish in Braveheart and Menelaus in Troy and Frank in 28 Days Later and seems to be in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE right now.... *giggle*

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Justin Timberlake needs TO STOP FUCKING WITH MY SEXUALITY in those GQ pictures.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

That is Justin Timberlake's JOB, woman! He needs to have you nekkid by the end of his song!!