you drank our emperor!!

[bossymarmalade]

It's supposed to reach thirty-five degrees here today. THIRTY-FIVE. For a girl whose idea of nice weather means "yay! i can wear a toque today!", this is HELL. *sobs*

In other news, fuskeez reported the track listing for that new Will Smith animated movie, "Shark Tale". Apart from my confusion over the Pussycat Dolls (they SING?) and D12 (wtF?!?) being on a soundtrack for a kids' movie, what caught my eye was:

Justin Timberlake & Timbaland - Good Foot

That better be a remake of the James Brown song, boys. Because if it ain't, I'm'a be *real* disappointed. Well, maybe not. But I would still flip my shit for joy if he remade the James Brown song.

Also, JC mentions that he might someday want to write a book of poems. Don't do it, baby, please GOD don't do it. I'm already dreading The Life and Times of La Timberlake; don't you go all Jewel on me. Especially when you've found a way to style your mullet-in-embryo that I actually like.

Comments

[justbelimber.livejournal.com]

Actually, Justin's rep said his book wasn't going to be a biography. More like a lifestyle book with a LOT of new pictures.

And I like pictures. Heh.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness! That's very comforting news, man. I was terrified it was gonna be like the books Britney wrote with her mom, or something -- although actually, I'd be quite happy if Justin wrote a book with momma. *ahem*

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Do I go to hell for liking the mullet? Before the new style?

[chrismm.livejournal.com]

*grins* See. The name "mullet" is new (as in "was not in use at the time the various haircuts in question were in style") and slanderous. When the "mullet" was in fashion, it was actually a bunch of different haircuts. Shag, gypsy shag (longer and fuller), bi-level, etc. But as the styles went out of high fashion and passed on to the working class, suddenly they stopped being cool and started being humorous and ridiculous, and they all got lumped in together as "mullet."

*growls a little* There are so many things about this that piss me off that I can't even start. So I won't. Except, yeah. I like shags, and some bi-levels, and I really like JC's hair. And I REALLY hate the word mullet.

OK, I'll stop bitching now. Man, between the heat, and my headache, I'm all "don't fuck with ME momma" today. It's just not pretty.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

*petpet* Totally understandable. I'll just call it "JC's funky new 'do that owns my soul" or something along those lines.

[chrismm.livejournal.com]

*grins* Thanks. That works for me. And the company's probably going to be really good in hell, as far as I can tell...

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Yes, you do. You do not pass "GO".

*g*

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, I was going in that direction anyway.

[imogenics.livejournal.com]

Clearly we don't need JC to write a book of poetry when we can probably depend on valiumbitch to write one that's a hundred times funnier, and with little pornographic doodles in the margins.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

If JC's poetry was also about teh gay sex, then I'd support it. But I have the horrible feeling that it would be more about, oh, I dunno...sex in various awkward "metaphors". *shudder*

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

sex in various awkward "metaphors"

My head explodes in PAIN at the sheer thought of this. *prays fervently that it will NEVER, NEVER COME TO PASS*

[kaelie.livejournal.com]

I'm desperately envious of your icon!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Isn't it fabulous? I love love LOVE that scene in the movie, and just about squeed myself stupid when I tracked down a cap of it. Dear Danny and Rusty and their smooth, well-tailored love!

[chreesko.livejournal.com]

Ack! What has he done to his hair? It looks good. :-(

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hee! It's been so long since I liked JC's hair, I'm all in a tizzy!

[navia.livejournal.com]

Who is fuzkeez? ;)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Smart mouth. *g*

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

don't you go all Jewel on me.

Awww, c'mon, let the boy write a book of poems about his bosom if he wants to. Errr...

[i-naiad.livejournal.com]

Aw, man. That's what I was going to say. I bet he'd have fun writing a book of poetry about bosoms.

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

I wanna see what rhymes for bosom he can find!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

BOSOM rhymes with bosom!!

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

*slaps forehead*

Of course!

Heh, I just pictured the fannish squabbles if there was non-gender specific love poems in his book.

"It's about Justin!"
"Chris!"
"Duh, it's obviously about Lance."
"You're all on crack, it's about Joey, because..."
"This line clearly shows it's about Carlos".

etc etc *g*.

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

Dude, that is some hotass JC hair! I am suitably impressed. But even the sexxxiness of it could not overpower the badness that is popstar poetry, so he should just never even consider that an option.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I haven't found his hair hot since, like, shortly before the Atlantis concert! The masses of curls do nothing for me. Probably because I have curly hair and it drives me MAD. But at least I don't consider writing poetry, yo!