you're just saying that because your boyfriend was in it

[bossymarmalade]

let's see if the entry works properly this time, dammit.

GIP! I'd vote for her, fo' sho'.

So before it played that infernal Maroon 5 song, my radio informed me that Nicki Hilton, feeling left out of the true and sunshiney love of The Blond, has decided that she needs a boybandboyfriend as well. Appparently people saw her talking to Mssr. Chasez at a restaurant in order to remedy this; she giggled and whispered suggestively into his ear, and then slipped him her number. Throw in Jesse or Carlos and a scene where Nicki talks to Nick for advice, and you got yourself a fanfic!

Incidentally, I find it a little creepy that Paris calls both her boyfriend and her sister "Nicky/i". *shudder*

And in conclusion -- is lj not sending you your comments? Well, there's a recent comments feature that might just be for you! Order now, and as a special bonus, Brad will also boot all your obligation!friends off your friendslist and then blame it on himself!!

Comments

[plastiqueallure.livejournal.com]

Does he promise? If not, I'll have to resort to Plan B.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Oh, now I need to know -- what's Plan B? *g*

[plastiqueallure.livejournal.com]

Another Amnesty Day, by royal decree. It's been almost 6 months. I'm probably due, anyway.

[evilprettykitty.livejournal.com]

Ok, that comment thing is pretty nifty. Although it has inspired the guilt as I have not replied to ALOT of people.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

And now there's no excuse! ahahahahah!!

[stargems.livejournal.com]

Oh my God. It would only be true fanfic is Fergie and Bobbie stuffed Nicki in a broom closet during Challenge. Watching this courtship play out is gonna be funfunfun. I can't wait.

Never mind Nicole Richie. The whole thing is totally incestuous.

Hahahaha! Obligation friends. Good thing we're all experts at skimming.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Dude, if Bobbie and Fergie were both at CFTC, that would be enough for me forEVER. That's like heaven on a basketball court, man. And yeah, Nicole Ritchie has no business in this boyband heaven -- just the Hiltons! Keepin' it real and all in the family.

*purrs in delight*

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

You know Brad will only boot all your obligation!friends off your friendslist if he gets to blame Microsoft users because Internet Explorer obviously destroys the fragile ecosystem of LiveJournal AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS GOTTEN THEIR COMMENTS OR CAN'T UPDATE OR CAN'T READ THEIR FRIENDS PAGES BECAUSE I AM EVIL INCARNATE.

I'd like to apologize for all the pain and suffering I've caused every time I've opened up Explorer while using Windows instead of Linux like 0.01% of the world apparently does.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what Linux is. So you'll find no judgement from me, babydoll.

[spicedrum.livejournal.com]

It's only ALL YOUR FAULT if you run Norton Antivirus as well.

I love how they keep pointing fingers instead of making things work right regardless of all of the platforms used, like so many other sites are able to do.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

But I did that! I broke the Internet, didn't I?

It's a great strategy: whenever things go wrong, openly blame your users. That'll solve everything, and they won't resent you for it either.

[thissugarcane.livejournal.com]

I love that Paris calls both her boyfriend and her sister "Nicky/i".

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

But of course, you *would*. Being the forerunner of "momma, momma!" and all, sugar. *g*