bossymarmalade | i TOLD you, they BORE ME

Cause, you know, there clearly weren't enough new stories today. =)

I read them all! And fedbacked a bunch! It's crazy -- I've been reading and feedbacking pretty much nonstop for the past couple of days, and I find it just leaves me voracious. I am a CAVERNOUS MONSTER!!

Yeah, yeah. Just wait, I'll feed your CAVERNOUS MONSTER my cracked-the-fuck-out Joey/Nick WIP. THEN you'll be sorry you ever asked!

(I suppose I shouldn't mock. I only have 6 stories to go myself. But mockery! Much fun!)

All of my bestest friends mock me. I've grown to view it as a sign of love!

I am not afraid of your Joey/Nick! I -- okay, actually I am. *g*

Be afraid. Be very afraid. That's pretty much all I have to say about that.

Actually, no it's not. It has to be finished by Friday, and I spent ALL DAY (okay, almost) reading remix stories. Remix is EVIL. EEEEEEVIL!

You could write your O.C. recap! Or not, but you know, some of us treasure them. And some of us are scary spoiler hos who don't like watching episodes without knowing everything that happened. :)

I am writing it, but I'll probably finish it tomorrow. I have to go home and make sure my recap isn't TOO wildly off, because I have the sneaking suspicion that it is! Heh!

Sadly, the scenes where Marissa jumps in front of a speeding train shouting, "I couldn't do it anymore! I know I SUCK!" are probably just bright shiny dreams of ~~mine~~ yours. Or that scene where Seth went down on Ryan. Or that part where the entire episode was Sandy and Kirsten deciding between Thai or Indian food and then ordering both and just eating and talking and being cute.

Though, fuck, now I want to see that episode!

They don't eat Thai food but they do serve meatloaf to rich people.

If you're so bored you could always write Daisy/James. ... Just sayin'... :>

Do not tempt me with your pretty icon! I want people to entertain ME, dammit!!

*flails wildly*

>:0

How about now? I'll bet you're feeling in a writing kind of mood now! Huh huh huh? ;))

It's stupid, but you said 'something.' You didn't say it had to be good. ;)
A conversation in (mostly) song titles.

[The Morning After]

JC (eager): Hey mama.
Fergie (annoyed): Shut up.
JC: Where's the love?
Fergie (laughing): Like I love you.
JC (hopeful): If you were my girl -
Fergie (adamment): Never again.
JC (crushed): Last Night?
Fergie: One night stand.

[Later on that day]

JC (whining): Some girls...
Justin (laughing): Oh no. What you got?
JC (pained): She got me!
Justin (surprised and sympathetic): Mercy.

[That night]
Fergie (defensive): What is it?
Justin: Let's take a ride.

[Later on that night]
JC (surprised by the sight of both Justin and Fergie at his front door): You slept with my best friend??!
Fergie (shakes her head and whispers): Everything you want. Right Here.
Justin (winking): Something special.

[The next morning]
JC (completely satisfied): Mmmmmmm. I'm lovin it.

oh dear, i think the laughing has killed me. *checks* yep. dead.

I didn't get this comment until this morning! Damn LJ.

Anyway. I trust you're laughing with me and not at me right? lol. I'm just glad others write the real thing with actual paragraphs and sentences and stuff.

Oh, with, with. :) So with.

aaaahahahahahahah! That's nothing short of sheer GENIUS, baby! One Night Stand! She CRUSHED his little heart!!! But the addition of Justin is perfect, and also, mmmmmmmmmmm jcfergieandjustin. People should write more of that there stuff.

You're the bestest! *mwah*

Can you believe we're going to get another story! Wheeeeeeee! Thank God Dex understands the need for shameless, pretty porn.

And dude. It's mandatory that Fergie be a bit of a bitch and make JC work for it. I mean, she's had to deal with his shit for the longest next to Bobbie. *olbigatory nostalgic sigh for the perfection of Bobbie*

Anyway, may you run into Justin and may he get swept off his feet and take you out for peach cobbler and homemade macaroni and cheese.

I just saw this, and dude, have I mentioned I love you? Ahahahahaha! You definately have the best crack. For some reason, the "Oh no. What you Got?" hit me the funniest. hee!

Why I am I not surprised that you picked the hardest line? lol.

I wanted to work in 'ADIDAS' and 'Come To Me' but that would have meant an actual sex scene and well, I wanted it to be funny. Not painful.

I might have to do more of these things. It's addicting!

*smooch*

Hey. Don't go BNF on my ass, man.

although, you know I would totally do it if i wasn't so sure it would once again get in the way of me doing actual work with actual deadlines.

Holy jeebus, that was a pretty BNF thing to say, wasn't it? Well, it was soundly met with mockery, so I think that's reassuring. Hee!

on the persistence of memory

i TOLD you, they BORE ME

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i'm a mean motherhubbard

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