you mean *bender* is the evil bender? i'm shocked, SHOCKED! well, not that shocked

[bossymarmalade]

I'm extremely bored with myself and on the verge of stir-crazy, so I think I'll keep up the posting-in-the-style-of for a bit. So!

as embitca

I forgot to check when Kingdom Hospital airs here, because I refuse to buy TV Guide or any of those other useless magazines. This is the kind of time when a TiVo would come in handy, but that's not because I watch a lot of television, it's because I'm lazy LOL!

The shit going down in the Harry Potter fandom is so fucking insane right now. Why can't cunts just keep their mouths closed about what fandom does? No, instead every one of them wants to be the first one to name-check all her little friends in a tell-all article and to hell with the rest of us when TPTB drag us down. Grrrrargh.

Shut the hell up!

Oh, and some

Who is in your celebrity family? by cerulean_dreams
User Name
Mom	Charlize Theron
Dad	Ben Stiller
Brother	Justin Timberlake
Sister	Britney Spears
Dog	Otis
Boyfriend	Steve Irwin
Best friend	Drew Barrymore
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

I don't generally care for these quizzes, but -- yay incest!! I'd rather watch my siblings have sex than actually make out with my boyfriend, fo sho.

Comments

[stargems.livejournal.com]

Whenver the shit starts flying in our small corner of the world, I always remind myself that we do not have a Cassie Claire. How's that for name-checking? ;)

And dude. I was always under the impression that Justin and Britney had to be siblings. Too much golden perfection and all that.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Britney and Justin are clones of each other! I've always thought so, and this crazy internet quiz PROVES IT! mmmmmmm.

Also, I wish I was Cassie Claire. Then my adoring throngs would buy me FUCKING iPODs if I just whined enough. The mind doesn't just boggle, it jumps out of the twenty-sixth-story window.

[katienyc.livejournal.com]

Then my adoring throngs would buy me FUCKING iPODs if I just whined enough.

Wait....WHAT?? Who is this person and why are people buying them iPODs? More importantly, why aren't people buying ME iPODS?! The mind not only boggles and jumps out the twenty-sixth-story window, but it's run over by a bus after hitting the pavement.

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

::loves on your icon::

And I took that quiz as girlyskin and it told me that Justin was my brother *and* my boyfriend.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Homer! Many Homers! hee!

Justin was my brother *and* my boyfriend

Clearly, the quiz thought you were Britney Spears! Whoo-hoo!

[dexwebster]

I fully expect Britney Lynncest from you by tomorrow.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! Someday. Because Lynn sure loved her some Britney. I wonder if anybody's ever written slash of the mommas Lynn/e?

[lemniskate.livejournal.com]

if steve irwin was my boyfriend, I'd feel that way too ;)

(i'm loving these entries in the style of other people, btw)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Dude, I don't *mind* Steve Irwin, but as a boyfriend? *shudder*. Maybe if it was JC doing his Steve Irwin impression.... *g*

And I'm glad you're liking the entries! It's really kind of tricky to apply somebody else's tone to my own life. I never realized just how attuned somebody's speech/writing patterns are to their life-events!

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

So Johnny Depp's my dad and Steve Irwin's my boyfriend? Why can't it be the other way around?

Your icon makes me explode with happiness.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Don't worry -- I don't think anybody would fault you for some incest if Johnny Depp was your daddy. Hee!

Your icon makes me explode with happiness.

Yay! I would say the same about yours, except Peter Griffin in drag makes me feel all kinds of things, but probably not happiness. aahhahahaha!

[jupiterrings.livejournal.com]

See, this is why even though I'm in the Harry Potter fandom, I'm glad I'm not actually in the Harry Potter fandom.

It's peaceful, yo.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

The fringes seem like a nice place to be, but that doesn't stop me from pointing these things out to the Wee Sister and going, "hah-ha! You're fandom's batshit insane!!" *g*

[marej.livejournal.com]

The shit going down in the Harry Potter fandom is so fucking insane right now. Why can't cunts just keep their mouths closed about what fandom does?

mother-fucking-fuck. just like. FUCK! You know, I wish that these morons would sit the fuck down and thought for two seconds flat. It'll be enough, I promise, won't even stray their "elated" brains from the usual "I'm a fucking selfPUBLISHED AUTHOR, WORSHIP ME NOW!!!!" masturbating. Not too much and not for too long anyway.

Seriously, this is your basic example of how "omigod i luffff yr tooby (I, btw, am still not entirely clear on wtf tooby even means after over a year, but I digress) story somuch <33333" gets to people's heads. Till they start fucking BELIEVING that people WOULD, in fact, pay to read their slash and they would be way way more published(er) than jkr, because of all the "omigod i luffffff me characters better than jkr does hers i lufff my anti-heroes and so what that I kill all the jkr's good guys, that's only 'cause they are boooooring" circular logic. Or because fanfic makes characters more complex, via making them fuck a lot.

Good reality check is to look up a few of them articles produced by academia and such on fanfic. I can’t fucking *wait* for “fandom as new con artirstry” to hit the fan. Can. Not. Wait. But you heard me say all that in my lj, so I’ll be leaving yours alone. Or, you know, not. :)

Obligatory gratuitous cursing: Cunts. Morons *and* cunts.

ahem. sorry for the spewing man, I should be back to frying my brain now.

Exam in 4 hours. meeeep!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I, btw, am still not entirely clear on wtf tooby even means after over a year, but I digress

Me neither. I figure it's some kind of fandom onomatopoeia, where the meaning is the same as the sound. Because "t00b" sounds pretty damn dumb.

When it comes to books, the old "I LOVE THEM MORE THAN YOU CAN, EVIL CREATOR BITCH!!!" arguement falls flat, man. All the fucking argument about how JKR doesn't pay enough attention to poor sainted Draco! Did they ever stop to think that if she *did* flesh Draco out more, maybe they wouldn't like him at ALL and he wouldn't be their little precious...*shudder*...woobie? (eiw, eiw, I said "woobie", get it off, get it OFF!)

All this angling for friends fans mindless followers to buy stuff for their tingod of choice? You're totally right about it looking like con artistry. Mare, I think it's time for us to invent a joint pseudonym, bet her popular in a gullible teenie-filled fandom, and then point our followers to our exorbitant amazon.com wishlists. It's TIME.

[village.livejournal.com]

I don't generally care for these quizzes, but -- yay incest!!

Yes, well, my brother Ashton Kutcher is also my boyfriend. Shit happens I guess. I was hoping Demi Moore would be my mom just to make it all complete but you can't get everything you wish for.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Shit happens I guess.

aahahahaaha!!! But at least your brother/boyfriend was also in that cool movie The Butterfly Effect, and also he frenched Sean William Scott in Dude Where's My Car, so, y'know...actually, I don't know where I'm going with this. I just like to think of him smooching SMS. *g*

[embitca.livejournal.com]

That's good. But you need the word "fuck" a few more times probably. Hee! :)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Heh! I considered, but then I got worried that I'd be overdoing it and decided that a nice, rounded "cunt" would probably be enough. But I'm glad I managed to capture you, more or less!

[flyingtapes.livejournal.com]

I see what you mean, about titles. And very nice embitca!you.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Thank you! The titles are very fun to do. *g*

[karabou.livejournal.com]

Just wanted to let you know that I find these quite hilarious, especially snark directed at the HP fandom. Lori can vouch for how much I detest it. :>

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahah! HP fandom DESERVES it, imho. And LotR, too. And hey, popslash can be pretty stupid as well. I don't think there's any fandom that's exempt, when it comes down to it. Hee!

[twinklepug.livejournal.com]

LMAO

Am quite enamored by the HP fandom rantiness and Cassie Claire Broo-ha-ha. *stares adoringly*

Ah. The plush life of a BNF. I hate it when people whine about not having pain LJ time and then people buy it for them. Oh wait! I've done that! Bwahahahaha!!! *lightening strikes*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Oh wait! I've done that!

aahahahahha!! Well, as long as you can laugh at yourself, sugarplum, you're one step ahead of the BNFs. The best of them take themselves veddy veddy seriously, dontchaknow. *g*