oh, it's...still warm....

[bossymarmalade]

...so a quick scroll through the friendslist seems to have no mention of this -- the city's one and only hip-hop station reported to me this morning that while he was doing a fan-signing in the UK yesterday/over the weekend, La Timberlake got punched in the face by somebody who didn't like him. He's quoted as saying, "England is crazy. I ain't fucking coming back here."

Englishmen should punch me in the face!

Comments

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

He was *punched*? Good lord. Idiot people.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Some sources have said he got whacked in the face with a camera. Either way, you know how these things go. Somebody probably smacked him in the face with a sparkly pencil by accident, and he wagged his finger and said, "if you're gonna be like that, I ain't comin' back here no more," and voila! A news article. *g*

...just watch, now it'll turn out he really *was* punched in the face. Heh.

[ciderpress.livejournal.com]

just because i <3<3<3 you. [punches]

i think luvscratches had a link to an article on < a href="http://sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish/">sfgate.com about a similiar story -- maybe it's the same story with slightly different details or he's been punched in the face twice. either way, we're all crazy, he said the word 'fuck' and avril lavigne is hiding out in London disguised as a british woman.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I should be more upset by this news of the punching, really I should, but until I find out it's solid truth I'm gonna maintain that mostly, I find the idea of Justin taking a sock to the mouth to be kind of hot. Is that wrong of me, Anna? Is it?!?!

either way, we're all crazy

Well, yes. He's right on that point. *g*

[mumblemutter.livejournal.com]

...I find the idea of Justin taking a sock to the mouth to be kind of hot.

well, i certainly think it's hot.

mmm...blood and bruises.

what? don't look at me like that.

cm

[ciderpress.livejournal.com]

Is that wrong of me, Anna? Is it?!?!

why, yes. [punches you in the face]
... although i misread 'sock to the mouth' and thought you meant justin mopping up blood on his face with fluffy purple socks and immediately went "mmmmmmmmmm". can i sit behind you on the merry bus ride to hell?

eh, i wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that someone in our estimable press corps bashed him with a camera. and now, now i want to know if the reason he had his hood pulled over his head from one of the afterparty pictures is because he has camera-phobia. and um, yeah, have you seen the pictures where he's pulling a pint of Guinness? 'cos, man, if he knows how to pull a pint of Guinness properly, i don't care if he eats babies, i'll love him forever.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

justin mopping up blood on his face with fluffy purple socks

That makes me go mmmmmmmm as well. We can sit together on the merry bus ride to hell, because I bet you bring good snacks on bus rides.

have you seen the pictures where he's pulling a pint of Guinness?

WHAT? No! what? Where?!?!? omg!!!

[ciderpress.livejournal.com]

volumized.net (http://www.volumized.net) has pictures from an afterparty on their HQ page and he's PULLING GUINNESS.

...

...

It's an ART. You have to wait for it to settle exactly right before you put the head on. ANd ohhhhhhh, i need to go drink now. mmm, guinness.

[smallbeer.livejournal.com]

oh, thank you, thank you for posting this. now if only we can get a picture of Justin pulling a Guinness while shirtless, I will have achieved porn nirvana.

[ciderpress.livejournal.com]

!!!

shirtless!!! guinness dripping! smoky pubs and rolling-rolling dublin accents and sticky floors. and um. yes. nirvana.

heh, i hope it afforded you as much enjoyment as whispering gaypants.com to myself all day yesterday did me. heh.

[justbelimber.livejournal.com]

Another story said he was hit by a camera. And that he said the paparazzi over there was crazy. Everyone seems to have their own spin. Meh.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Your icon is hyp-mo-tizing!!

And yeah, silly gossip usually has a few different variations. I'll just be over here enjoying the idea until I find out it happened for real. *g*

[sugarhigh9104.livejournal.com]

You act all pleased as punch while overusing the phrase for far too long and you're almost asking for it to come back at you like that. Karma, baby. =)

No, but seriously, I think that sucks. Because you know if Justin hit back he'd get sued. Plus, his pretty face! ::pets Justin's pretty face::


Ant

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

It's totally karma. He was asking for it!

It's all gossipy, so I'm not quite believing it yet. But if he did get hit -- that does suck that he wouldn't be able to swing back. Of course, we've all seen Justin's girly-slaps, so perhaps it wouldn't matter so much. *g*

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

Wasn't it Avril Lavigne everybody wanted to punch in the face?
Maybe we could hire the British Bloke to do it for us.
poor Jup.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*WE* all wanted to punch Avril in the face. Justin wanted Avril to punch *him* in the face.

...y'know, I still have no idea what that slang meant.

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

be careful what you wish for Justin

[gigantic.livejournal.com]

That sucks. It really sucks, but all I could think was how the joke has some kind of reference now. And now England goes from a "good" crazy, to "ain't fucking coming back" crazy. I'm going to pop hell for chuckling a little.

*repents*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

England goes from a "good" crazy, to "ain't fucking coming back" crazy

ahahhaahha! Yes indeed. Maybe Justin shouldn't use "crazy" quite so much. Wait, what am I talking about? It's Justin. He's practically certifiable in any case. mmmmmmm, cult. *g*

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

Was it Avril?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahhahhhaha! She finally got the clue and gave him what he wanted!

[silvrsolace.livejournal.com]

oh no!!! Poor timb timba timbalake!!! His beautiful face!!! So much for security dude! it's all good, he just went back home and got *ahem* pampered by his mommy and now he's feel MUCH better! *snickers*