mountain dew and crab juice

[bossymarmalade]

Will post again later with picture, but for now am rendered speechless by rosebee's post about Justin's rider. Because he likes Miracle Whip! And chicken breaded in Cap'n Crunch! And Sweet Tarts! aaaiiiieeeee!

And Chris loves him, which I knew already but is nice to hear! whoo-hoo-hooooooo! brrwwwaaaaaa!! yi yi yi yi yi!!!!

*sedates self*

Comments

[saturn92103.livejournal.com]

Dude. Thanks for directing us there. I love tour riders. It's so wild to get that glipmse. It's always so freakin' specific.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

SUGARLESS gum! pprrrweeeeeeeee!!

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

Root Beer! Mountain Dew! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

also, you know, chris+justin 4eva. And evaaaaaaaaaaaaah. :)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Specific brands of root beer, no less! lordy lordy my.

And timbertrick RULEZ!! meeeeeep!

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

That's why he cancelled Vancouver! It wasn't the fact they were late, it's because we couldn't get him Captain Crunch Chicken!

:D

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Dammit, he should've stayed. He could have tried Nanaimo Bars or ketchup chips or something! waaaaah!

*g*

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

Dude, not just Miracle Whip, but Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread. Ah ha ha ha. And he clearly likes his candy sour.

I adore tour riders. They're so fascinating.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

He's so white trash. I love that SO MUCH. And are those candies sour? I know Sweet Tarts, and Nerds, but that was about all I recognized. Crazy Amuuricans and your crazy candy. *g*

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

Yep, very tart. Lovely tarty boy. I love Miracle Whip in my tuna salad too -- ourloveissopure!

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

Hmm. On second thought maybe not so tart. I mean, on the tart end of the spectrum, but not necc. face-scrunching-up tart. But def. not full-out sweet. And now I've talked ENTIRELY TOO MUCH about candy I don't even like. Why is it raining too hard for me to go get pizza for lunch? Don't answer that.

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Sprees are in that spectrum. They're sweet on the outside and tart on the inside. Not quite as tart as Sweet Tarts, but still.

[wgsarah.livejournal.com]

Aie.

So.

Hey, you remember that quiz result I got a while back that seemed strikingly out of character?

Here's my grandma's tuna recipe. My favorite thing in the whole wide world.

Combine in medium bowl:
1 can tuna, drained
1 tbsp. lemon juice
chopped onion
chopped celery

Slowly add miracle whip to achive desired texture and flavor. Toast two slices of bread. Build sandwich as follows: 1 scoop of tuna, layer of lettuce, 2 sweet pickle slices.

And then we cut the bread into little slices, and make really sugary 'champagne' drinks by tossing a sugarcube (or a spoonful of Country Time strawberry lemonade mix) into a wineglass of 7up. But then, I was 12 and very much a girly-girl, not an international popstar. Although I'll betcha he likes his sandwiches cut up in squares.

Anyway. I'm personally a bit spooked.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

mmmmm. That sounds delicious, and now I have to try it. Bad narcissist diva Justin! Bad! *giggle*

[mitajoey.livejournal.com]

I'm going to try this too. Since I started eating chicken salad, any time I eat tuna I want to barf. Maybe this will do something for me, because I miss tuna.

[smallbeer.livejournal.com]

if yesterday I had been offered a piece of Cap'n Crunch breaded chicken, I would have said, "are you out of your mind?" to the offer-er. Politely. Now I'm dying to know what it tastes like. evidently, I'm more suggestible when it comes to food than I realized. curse you, Timberlake.

Also, Sweet Tarts! man, I loved those--when I was twelve. heh. He's such a kid. with sexy abs and a hot girlfriend and all, but, a kid. Picturing him and Trace and Chris playing Nintendo, eating tuna sandwiches and drinking diet Mountain Dew.

I love tour riders.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I want a tunafish sandwich soooooo badly right now, man. And a whole bunch of little multicolored tart candies.

Picturing him and Trace and Chris playing Nintendo, eating tuna sandwiches and drinking diet Mountain Dew.

*whimper* Good lord, that's...okay. I need a moment to recover from that one. Whoo.

[navia.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, his food rider makes me feel (more) sick. His taste buds are...they're just faulty! So disgusting! Ew!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

He's white trash from the South, honey. His tastes aren't gonna be that refined.

Which doesn't mean I don't love it, mind you. Anything to do with food makes me love them even more. I am obsessi forgiving that way.

[navia.livejournal.com]

You did not just call me "honey." I know why his tastes are how they are, but can't he branch out a little? Take some tips from JC, maybe? This just means we can never eat together, b/c I would be disgusted the entire time.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I like calling people "honey"! I mean it in the fond affectionate way, not the condescending way! *weeps*

JC trying to show Justin the superiority of wine over beer would be...interesting. And hey, if you chose a meal for Justin, that might work. He seems to do what you tell him to, anyway. *g*

[navia.livejournal.com]

When does it *not* sound condescending? I strike down all typical endearments (um, except "baby," which I love). Be creative! Call me your apple dumpling or your strawberry shortcake, if you want to stay in the food family.

And hey, if you chose a meal for Justin, that might work. He seems to do what you tell him to, anyway. *g*

Oh, true, that shouldn't be too difficult. Maybe Indian, Thai, Vietnamese. Somewhere that does not specialize in macaroni and cheese.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I strike down all typical endearments (um, except "baby," which I love). Be creative!

I shall remember this and adhere to it in future posts. I love you, babydoll. I'm sorry. *penitent*

Also, the idea of Justin eating food that requires extensive application of fingers/chopsticks is...mindmelting. hooo yes.

[navia.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. I totally use "babydoll" and "babygirl," all of it. It is the weakness in my typically strong defense against cliched endearments. Not so much having them used on me, though that's perfectly fine, but I love to use them on others.

Justin has said he cannot use chopsticks, which baffles me to no end. He's talented at everything he tries, except...chopsticks? It ain't that hard. Maybe his giant hands make it difficult, though. They weren't designed for freaks.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

They weren't designed for freaks.

...

I love you so much. ^_^

[katlike.livejournal.com]

I can offer up from a distant memory that frosted flake breaded chicken is quite good. Don't know about Cap'n Crunch, but it's probably a similar taste.

And IBC rootbeer is reeeeally good. I bet he likes the black cherry flavor, too.

He totally needs to call me so we can have a barbeque.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Pretzel-breaded chicken is good, too. Although I'd imagine, less sweet.

The next time I'm in the States, I need to buy a lot of food. IBC soda, and Cocoa Krispies, and all those weird American foodstuffs that we don't get here!

mmmmm, Angelina.

[ange01.livejournal.com]

mmmmm, Angelina.

*waves* Over here!

You know, your enthusiasm is contagious, so I'm left feeling vaguely thrilled by Miracle Whip, despite not having the faintest idea what Miracle Whip is. "Breaded" just means "rolled in breadcrumbs" right?

On a vaguely related note, a couple of weeks ago, I saw Pete Postlethwaite on stage in "Scaramouche Jones" (it was great! Pete playing a Clown!, and when Scaramouche tells of his birth in a knockshop/fishmonger's in Tinidad, I thought "Trinidad! Peanut Punch! Maggie! Um! Maybe he'll mention peanut punch!" So yeah, I blame you for the food obsession. *g*

Because I don't know what peanut punch is, either.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*giggle* That is the cutest thing EVER! awwwww. *snug*

Miracle Whip is a slightly tangy, sweet version of mayonnaise. I'm not keen on it myself, but in tunafish sandwiches on Wonder Bread? Classic comfort food. Between that and Mountain Dew and the chicken (and yes, "breaded" means it's coated with crushed-up Cap'n Crunch cereal and then deep-fried), Justin really seems to like food that doesn't stray too far from home. *g*

Also -- peanut punch basically tastes like a peanut-butter milkshake. It's a little odd, and I don't even like it all the time (although my mother assures me that it tastes much better when it's homemade as opposed to bought in little milk-cartons). But every once in a while, the craving kicks up. I am so tickled that you remembered that! Hee!

[katlike.livejournal.com]

And!

http://www.recipesource.com/misc/copycat/01/rec0107.html

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Oh, it sounds fantastic. I think there's a Planet Hollywood in Vancouver, but I haven't been there in ages -- perhaps a trip is in order. Because dammit, I don't eat Cap'n Crunch, so I don't have any at home! *g*

You're so smart, thinking to look up the recipe! That's why I [hreat] you.

note: not a typo. it is more substantial than [heart] and also has the added bonus of sounding like a bleat. tee!

[xoverau.livejournal.com]

As I've said before, he's an original. I mean, most people start white trash and grow class. Justin had to be contrary, dinn't he?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*g* It's all about keeping real and remembering where you came from, because that helps you take it to the next level even if never in your wildest dreams --

*stabs self*

[graymouse.livejournal.com]

Miracle Whip or no...I cannot eat tuna salad. *bleh*

He's such a dork...who asks for Wonder Bread?

And forget the root beer...kid needs to try Stewart's Creme Soda...or Peach...but the Black Cherry's the best.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*g* I guess if you like comfort food, you ask for Wonder Bread and tunafish salad.

And dammit, I really do need to hie my arse across the border and pick up some American sodas. They sound wonderful!

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

Diet Mountain Dew
okay, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Dr. Brown or IBC root beer
Dr Brown!! He is in my good graces again, although if he had asked for Dr B's black cherry soda instead, I'd be even happier.

Smooth peanut butter
::shakes head::

Oreos
For some reason this makes me adore him. I picture him carefully pulling them apart, discarding any that don't fall apart perfectly, licking the filling off, and then putting the two cookie pieces back together and eating them that way.

Nerd rope, Sprees, Smart Tarts
I'm amused because these are all sour candies. Joie says they're to help him maintain the pucker.

Tunafish made with Miracle Whip
My first reaction to this was 'yuck!' but now I just laugh at Sarah.

Captain Crunch Chicken from Planet Hollywood
I am amused yet frightened by this. Chicken breaded with Captain Crunch? I shudder to think.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I love it ALL. But then, I am an unabashed whore for anything foodie-related, so that's no surprise. Plus, mmmm -- Lori got me some giant sour Smarties (your crazy American kind, not our normal superior kind), and that's all I think of when I read Justin's candy roster. Heh!