I Like Lance:

[bossymarmalade]

- because he has hips
- even though he has Weird Eye Syndrome
- because of the way he says "Aw, now--don't be like that!" and "Good Lord!"
- because Justin does too
- except when he has the bleached lesbian hair
- in faded indigo jeans
- even though I don't like his name
- and his low voice that startles me every time
- because Joey does too
- when he's catty and says stuff like, "Too bad she's sixteen...."
- dancing halfheartedly at rehearsals
- because he can't ski and I can't either
- especially when he's business!Lance and all hot and shit
- in orange
- because JC does too
- even though he's evil
- ever since his dancing got all casual and sexy
- because he Spontaneously Became Hot
- but I don't like his marionette
- because Chris does too

*curtsey*

Comments

[alicewonders.livejournal.com]

that was brillant. BRILLIANT.

*giggle*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I'm in the kind of mood where I'm obsessed and loving. So similar lists will probably follow for the other puppies. ^_^ Glad you liked!

[glockgal.livejournal.com]

Stop fooling around with your Lance silliness and write, goddammit! I wanna see fic when I come home.

Feh. Lance.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Screw you, man! You know how I feel about the Lance. I must get it out!!

[glockgal.livejournal.com]

Ahhh...fine. Pacify me with the Phillippe. Yum. Ride it ride it ride it ride it ride it ride it ride it.

Giddy up.

A-giddy-yup.

*pacified*

[squickgrrl.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I just had a lovely thought. Those Condom Country ads with cowboy!Ryan and big!gay!cowboy!Justin.

[glockgal.livejournal.com]

Squick, don't stop until she writes the epic. I will love you forever for this.

*melts*

[ghostoftheyear.livejournal.com]

Wow. It's fun seeing you like this.

Re: Don't think I don't know who you are!

[glockgal.livejournal.com]

That's right, you, I got your number. I still remember drawing alla yo characters, oh Chibi Queen. Remember TheGallery, when you posted your NSync chibis? Oh, they were so cute, I even thought so then.

And now I worship you even more!!

*smirk*

Re: Don't think I don't know who you are!

[ghostoftheyear.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and I remember when you asked me to draw BSB!Chibis. Still ain't happenin'. =) (I'm still on the Gallery, btw. Loved your Christmas card.)

::blushes:: You're so sweet. And the art you've been doing is just adorable.

[likeahiphopsong.livejournal.com]

Ooh. This is fun. Lance!

Re:

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I think the kitten will be next....

[glockgal.livejournal.com]

Hel-lo. What about the Juppy-love?? Ya can't like Lance without liking Justin. You can't! *whine*

[beckynicky.livejournal.com]

Oh that was wonderful!

And, I for one, love that Lance is a snarky little bitch sometimes. Snark is one of my favorite personality traits

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

SnarkyBitch Lance is a wonderful sight to behold. And it keeps him from being too saccharine. ^_^

Re:

[beckynicky.livejournal.com]

Sweet!Lance is not nearly as much fun as snarkybitch Lance.