the only thing i'm drunk on is love. and beer.

[bossymarmalade]

So last night I was eating nachos and a couple of peanut butter/chocolate Oreos, and I found this tall black and blue can of Black Label Ice beer in the fridge. I looked at the can and it boasted, "strong beer" so I thought, we'll see about that!

It's a good thing I was at home, because I only needed to stumble my drunken ass upstairs to bed after I watched Bender become a werecar and say things like "I wish I was stupid and violent, then we'd see what's what!" I need that on an icon.

But I didn't make that icon, I made this one that I'm using. Which is good too. Um. I think the lesson here is that you should never doubt a beer can's claims, because they know what they're talking about.

And now, Mama Maggie's gonna



Yeah! Kick it old skool!

Comments

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

Poor Lance, he fell asleep during group sex last night leaving him unfulfilled and cranky. Joey's teasing him about it and JC feels sorry for him but that never stops Joey from taking things too far. Chris is amused by the whole situation but is tired because these damn kids wore him out last night. Lance doesn't have to fret, however because by the way Justin's looking at him, he'll get his later.


Dude, I don't have an OTP, I'm an equal opportunity slasher!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Yay! You are the bestest, because your explanations always make the picture make that much more sense. Let's just hope Jup loses the pool cue by the time he pounces Lance, eh? *g*

[xoverau.livejournal.com]

I like to think of this as the "Not now, Joey. I have a headache." picture. :)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Awww. Poor Joey don't get no play! No, wait -- that's not true at all. *g*

[navia.livejournal.com]

This was an unfortunate hair period for Justin, Lance, and Chris. I could not have predicted that the gorgeousness of 2000 was right around the corner. JC, however, looks great. He looks like a normal person, but an incredibly attractive normal person that I would have to follow around the bookstore.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

JC does look very good. Justin and Lance are sad, sad bleached little creatures, but I have a deathly love for Chris's white dreadlock extensions. I want some myself! I am so weak.

[virgulesmith.livejournal.com]

Joey said something about getting a piece of the Justin and Lance action, which JC is immediately putting the block on. Because only he, JC, the cool cat, gets in on the JustinLance.

Lance is excited and a bit nervous cause its his turn to be the cheese tonight, and Justin is all blissed out, because he was the cheese last night.

And cheese my friends, indicates the cheese in the sandwich.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

mmmm. If I didn't have cheese, like -- ev-a-ry day.

And JC can only put the block on for so long, man! He doesn't know that Chris and Joey have been partaking in generous helpings of cheese, and Joey's just trying to be polite and upfront about it. They'll all melt into a lovely fondue later, and -- okay, I've gotten a little carried away with this cheese metaphor. Damn you, for preying on my love for cheese!

*shakes fist*

[virgulesmith.livejournal.com]

Behold the POWER of CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Insert dramatic dun dun duhhhhh here.

[ciderpress.livejournal.com]

cellar door! the most beautiful sounds in the English language. and now, now i am scared of that bunny rabit too. all rabbits scare me.

chris kind of looks like he's balancing a giant yellow m&m on his head. which would look absurd on anyone else but strangely surreal and marvy on him.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Only you would see a yellow M&M, which is of course marvelous and now that's all I'll ever see.

Plus, yes -- cellar door. I've always loved the word "cellar" anyway, and the way Drew pronounced it with her slight slip of a lisp was just shiver-worthy. mmmm.

[glockgal.livejournal.com]

Oh man. You are so incredibly vain. Sometimes.

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I had to find SOMETHING to talk about so this wasn't just a picture post! *cries*