1. Am i the only one who sees that Jess and Nick are Hansel and Gretel. The Buffy kind, from "Gingerbread". Meaning that they are really one demon made out of--as mere once put it--40 100-year-old dead Republicans.
2. To further the first point. If you look closely, where her skin is peeling off in that pic you can even almost see the scales.
P.S. I really hope you don't like her. 'Cause um...if you do, I'm sorry, but only because *you* I actually adore.
Good Lord, no -- I don't like her much at all. Anybody that vapid and simpering wins my instant distaste. Which is good, because I adore you too. *g*
I haven't seen that episode of Buffy yet, having joined late in the game, but I'll be thinking of nothing but the Lacheys when I finally do catch up. And her skin is peeling, isn't it? Ugh!
I know I dwell on this too much but I've pretty much always disliked Jessica Simpson with a passion since the interview she gave in March of 2000 to USA Today where she made it sounds like choosing not to sex before marriage would protect her from "putting herself in a position where she would be raped."
Dude, I spent an hour after I read that quote writing USA today and bitching to my friends and then my boss came in and I explained about the quote and she said, "Well, good. You wrote USA today? That was a good use of your time." She meant it.
She was sitting outside her father's office, listening in on his counseling sessions. I just hate her. And him, for that matter, because counseling implies a lot more privacy than the counselor's daughter sitting outside in judgment.
I'm particularly fond of the way her manager told her that at a size nine, even an amazon like her was way too fat. Jessica considered this, and decided, "y'know what? You're right!" and promptly went on a crash diet. Plus, the way she answers every single question put to her post-marriage with some senseless homily about "when you find ther person you're meant to be with" makes me want to stick my fingers in electric pencil sharpeners.
The resemblance is frightening, isn't it? The "classic" Malibu-style Barbie would actually be a better comparison, with its overly tanned skin and frosty pink lips and empty eyes, but this one isn't bad.
"I want people to fall in love with my voice before my image." ... Which is why i lost 30 pounds [random estimate] so i wouldn't be so hideously overweight.
"I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence." Because i am nothing like them. And i'm a Christian.
"It's not about the fame for me. For Christina [Aguilera] it is. She loves the fame and the screams."
Hi! I know I dont know you and all and this is completely random, but I just noticed you have Dominic Monaghan mood icons and wondered if by chance, I could use them too?! If not, I completly understand. Believe me! I'm just taking this chance by asking, lol. If so, I will give credit! Thanks!
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1. Am i the only one who sees that Jess and Nick are Hansel and Gretel. The Buffy kind, from "Gingerbread". Meaning that they are really one demon made out of--as mere once put it--40 100-year-old dead Republicans.
2. To further the first point. If you look closely, where her skin is peeling off in that pic you can even almost see the scales.
P.S. I really hope you don't like her. 'Cause um...if you do, I'm sorry, but only because *you* I actually adore.
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I haven't seen that episode of Buffy yet, having joined late in the game, but I'll be thinking of nothing but the Lacheys when I finally do catch up. And her skin is peeling, isn't it? Ugh!
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Also, those earrings look painful!
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She was sitting outside her father's office, listening in on his counseling sessions. I just hate her. And him, for that matter, because counseling implies a lot more privacy than the counselor's daughter sitting outside in judgment.
Hate her, hate her. Ever since then.
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... I don't get it.
<-- loves this game too much not to play!
"I want people to fall in love with my voice before my image."
... Which is why i lost 30 pounds [random estimate] so i wouldn't be so hideously overweight.
"I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence."
Because i am nothing like them. And i'm a Christian.
"It's not about the fame for me. For Christina [Aguilera] it is. She loves the fame and the screams."
It's like shooting fish in a barrel, man.
OMG!
Thanks!
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