i can't believe you don't shut up!

[bossymarmalade]

Here are your answers:

want to staple
begging to be stapled
shoot staples into her eyes
shoot staples into her own eyes
to shoot staples into her eyes
shoot staples into the eyes of


huzzah!


i mean, really, people. I've gone past twelve of these in the past ten minutes. TWELVE!!

Comments

[kiffle.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[silviakundera.livejournal.com]

See, baby, that just makes me HOT.

*listens to Die Form and dreams of your sweet, sweet stapling ass*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You're so odd. I adore you. ^_^

[silviakundera.livejournal.com]

And really, can't you just PICTURE some moving Joshtin to this meme? It could spark someone's creativity! How can you stand in the way of such romance?


I love Big Daddy Josh.
Josh is my bestest friend since I was two years old.
If I were alone in a room with Josh, I would touch my peepee.
Josh needs my love, because if we break up he would be very sad and ask Bobbie for lots of Flintstone Vitamin Chews and because she's a jealous whore she would give them to him and he would get very sick and cry for me and I would hear him but I would be cheating on him with Britney and so not answering my cellphone until it was too late and then I would leave a very meaningful and tragic red rose on his grave.
I want to give up my sweet, sweet virgin love bud to Josh.

[embitca.livejournal.com]

and then I would leave a very meaningful and tragic red rose on his grave.

Bwa! Ahhh, it's so tragickal!!! I weep bitter tears.

[silviakundera.livejournal.com]

I weep bitter tears.

Just like Justin.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*falls on ground*

The sad part is, this is more clever and better-characterized than some of the Joshtin I've read. Big Daddy Josh! His peepee! aaaaaahhhahahhaa! ODing on Flintstones chews! It has all the makings of a classic, man.

[joielee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, seriously, man. I've read some pretty sorry Joshtin. Like this one story where Justin was addicted to sniffing markers and JC was wondering why he had to go and make things so complicated... Oh, wait. :P

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Stapling.


And thank you. I'm getting good at skimming through my friendslist right now, but that's annoying. I like reading my friendslist.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

It's just--I skim, and that's fine, but then I land on another. And another and three more after that. And then my finger cramps, and then I cry, and then baby Jesus cries, and then it's no good for anybody. Waaaah!!

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

and then baby Jesus cries

But see, that was my goal all along.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You are SO going to the Special Hell.

[embitca.livejournal.com]

Only if she makes baby Jesus have incest. ;)

[joielee.livejournal.com]

Ooh, baby Jesus incest. It tastes like candy.

[xoverau.livejournal.com]

I slashed Jesus with Neo from the Matrix once, does that count?

[smartlikejustin.livejournal.com]

It's like Justin/Lynn, but holier.

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I have nothing important to say except, aaahhahahah! I love my friends. You are all funny as hell and smart like Justin. *g*

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[cathybites.livejournal.com]

Do I get to take the short bus to Special Hell?

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[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

[pets]

It's frustrating. I like learning about my friends, but not when it's something that requires my participation. And it's not like anyone is going to say anything mean. It's like a giant love-fest! What fun is that?

[northern]

Hmm. If you *really* want to scare me some time - write something where someone sticks a newly sharpened pencil into someone elses eye.

I had trouble even typing that.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

When I was about a week into my new school when I was six this girl stuck a freshly sharpened pencil into a classmate's forehead, where the lead promptly broke OFF and stayed buried in her flesh. That was horrible enough. *shudder*

But...now that you've revealed your weakness, I shall keep it in mind! Buahahaha!

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

Only twelve? Try my friendslist, baby.

Also, I just, you know, never get these kind of surveys. They're sort of, well. I assume I know people's opinion of me, and if they have questions, they would just ask. I'm weird, I know.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*g* Twelve was just the count from when I got really irritated at seeing entire blocks of nothing but blank underscores, yo. There were quite a few before that.

And yeah, I don't dig on the mememes either. And normally, I can blithely skip by, but this one's impossible to avoid!

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[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

Close your eyes, hit the scroll button, and think of England. :)

[katlike.livejournal.com]

Bitch! I wanted MAD LIBS! Don't you pay attention!!???!!!???

Ahem, let me help you out:

I fling Maggie.
Maggie is a halogen lamp.
If I were alone in a room with Maggie, I would lick envelopes.
I think Maggie should photosynthesize.
Maggie needs tile.
I want to bake Maggie.


[mwah]

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I had to have katemonkey explain to me what MadLibs were. Damn my colonial upbringing! *shakes fist*

And I am delighted that you want to bake me. That's actually pretty cool. wheee!

[ex-verdandi713.livejournal.com]

Twenty-seven and counting, today. *head explodes*

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I'm scared to count them retroactively. Starting from where I did was bad enough.

*pets Vali*

[smartlikejustin.livejournal.com]

Do you really think staples are painful enough for these people? I was thinking something with acid or rats with sharp teeth. But, staples are probably easier to get.

Man, why do people have to suck so much?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Rats with sharp teeth are unpredictable at best. Acid, though, is easily attainable, sort of. Hmmm. I think heavy-duty staples dipped liberally in a paste of hydrochloric acid, lemon juice, and salt would do nicely, don't you?

[soy-latte.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA> :-X

I had to come over and see what you'd posted, and it was well worth it!

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

Said meme is supposed to make everyone love each other more but all I can think about when I see it is committing murder. A lot. And that's either my problem or a sign that this is really Satan's meme--Satan at his very worst, like when he invented Hallmark cards and shit.