polly shouldn't be

[bossymarmalade]

This makes me more fucking happy than I have any right to be. And i didn't even cheat!


You're... Justin/Harry!


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Now, with that out of the way--thanks to all of you lovely creatures who wished me luck on the evaluation this afternoon. It really helped. *snuggle* And I'm desperately behind on e-mail and whatnot, but when this week's over I'll catch up, I promise.

So! The Chris bit o'funny for the day:

The Bird Story, by alestar

Chris felt weird about anybody else rooming with the bird in the hotel, the day that they didn't have a show to do, so when he stayed in to get some FuWork done, he found himself alone with it. It wouldn't shut up, and it wouldn't go to sleep like any decent fucking Furbee would do.

It said, "Chris loves JC."

Chris riffled through his papers, sighing. "Chris loves murdering birds who're all up in other people's business."

"Chris loves JC."

"Chris wants to eat them onstage, like Iggy Pop."

Comments

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

what? Evaluation? For what, your sweet sweet ass? ;D

Good luck, Maggie-dear. *snugglesmooch*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I should display my ass prominently at the meeting, shouldn't I? Heh.

And thank you! *snuggle*

Damn you!

[liquidglitter.livejournal.com]

I got 'You are not a FW OTP' and I wanted to be 'Gandshat' :(

Re: Damn you!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Was Gandshat one of the results? That's too funny. ^_^

But hey, I like Domlijah! They're so cute together. And they have the most interesting psycho fans! *g*

Re: Damn you!

[liquidglitter.livejournal.com]

And they have the most interesting psycho fans! *g*
lol, so true! although I do wonder who actually ends up with gandshat. I've got to admit, the pairing's never occurred to me before. Now I'm not sayin' there's anything wrong with Gandalf/A hat, but.
::pauses::
Must be tricky to write.

[http://users.livejournal.com/hugsnkisses_/]

*eeps* You know, I should sell that picture (the justin/harry one) on ebay. A Fandom Wank original it's sure to fetch lots of money. Or squid or something. X-D

~Hnk

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Dude, totally! We'll package it with my demented Justin/Harry fic (http://boudicca.com/unaware/nono.html), and make a nice little handbasket to go to hell in. Or am I mixing my fandom metaphors there? *g*

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

hee! it's not quiiiiite as hilarious without the "WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!??" But I love it still.

[http://users.livejournal.com/hugsnkisses_/]

*smirks* and hands her $20

heh.

You know maggie, you never credited me on that fic. Oh and look, it's for the HP fandom, why am I not suprised? PLAGARIST BITCH DEMON COW. ^_~

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Screw YOU! That fic was a product of my OWN GENIUS BRAIN!!! It was my GIFT to the COMMUNITY!!! Go back to whatever insignificant part of fandom you usually snivel in, WORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*giggle*

[http://users.livejournal.com/hugsnkisses_/]

You're just saying that because you're jealous of my amazing beauty. I mean, this photo of you (http://www.rapturechrist.com/pig3j.jpg), hello... hag?! You don't even deserve to have an opinion, let alone talk to someone as wonderful as *me* Begone!

pft.

Re:

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahhhhahaha!!!

Oh, dude--you win, you SO win. That picture had me in fucking hysterics. bwah!!

*tacklepouncesnug*

[http://users.livejournal.com/hugsnkisses_/]

hee ^_^

*is tacklepouncesnugged*

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

ASS GOOD! ME STICK FINGER UP IT! SEMEN IS YUMMY! SLURP! ASS!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

hah! God, did that dialogue ever slide gently in there. resmiranda sure came up with some good stuff, yo. *g*

[secret-angel.livejournal.com]

I know this is off topic but I just wanted to wish you a wonderful day tomorrow and hope it's filled with happiness.

*hugs*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You are an absolute doll, and good wishes are never off-topic, as far as i'm concerned. You little darling! Thank you!

*much snuggling*

[secret-angel.livejournal.com]

Well thank you. I just felt like spreading some love to everyone. Your welcome.

*hugs tightly*