bossymarmalade | in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane!

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Just to make sure--you guys all know I wasn't really upset over Justin having a nametag on his seat, right? I mean, I can see how people would get that idea, what with the long history of Justin-hating and my firm conviction than the band is practically dissolved, but honest--I understand the logistics. Cross my heart and hope to have a profitable and fulfilling solo career.

I do wish, however, that I could see Chris elbow each other three for the seat closest to Gwen. Now that's entertainment!

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*petpet* It's okay, honey, I know you weren't upset over it.

Popslash really doesn't have wank-worthy flammage and I really wish I could write it because it looks like so much fun. Maybe then I'd finally stop hating fandom with all the emotion my shriveled, black heart could muster.

If you ever do change your mind, pumpkin, you'll be welcome on the Sparkly Side. *snuggle*

Oooh, anonymous snuggles! *snuggles back*

Dude, you have no idea how much I would love to write SDBs, or at least be a part of the SDB fandom, but my traitor brain won't cough up any actual writing. I've got loads of ideas (hot!sexy!female!teacher!Lance has to tutor problem-student!Chris in a very pornalicious plot), but no motivation to write them.

Ah, well, since I can't talk meta about popslash, I'll just continue reading and enjoying the stories.

grrar! This computer keeps making me anonymous. It's robbing me of my identity! *weeps*

Anyhow--this? "hot!sexy!female!teacher!Lance has to tutor problem-student!Chris in a very pornalicious plot"
Is more fucking hot than it has any right to be. Mmmmmmmm, tutoring.

*flings self at Maggie* Baby! I thought I'd never see you again. :D

That idea came from

alymalone's Chris/Lance icon. In it, Lance (looking hot for the first time since I've seen him) looked like a sexy dyke and I just had this image of him in knee-high black boots, a tight black skirt and a loose white blouse. From there, it progressed on to teacher!Lance bending over to brush up against student!Chris' arm, and Chris taking a naughty peek at her cleavage.

It's my happy place at the moment.

Sorry for staining your reputation, dear. You're a woman of ill-repute now. Go sit with the Justin-haters, where you will mutter bitterly about Justified tracks and fellate JC all the live-long day.

*shudder* But I don't even like to think about JC's genitalia! Unless Joey's sucking him off. Or Chris is giving him a handjob. Or he's fucking Justin. Or--no, I don't like Basez. Can't I just braid JC's hair or something?

will not make pubic hair joke. will not make pubic hair joke. will not--

aw, dammit. :D

Ohhhh, dude. That is NOT right.

you KNOW he does it. It's stylish. He makes Justin do it for him while he(jc) reclines with a cold beer and watches football. Or, well, being jc, probably soccer.

But you know.

*scours brain furiously*

Oh, my god. Please stop now before any further brain damage occurs.

and he ties little ribbons on the braids! like a japanese schoolgirl!

Or, well, being jc, probably soccer.

[dies]

I would just like to say that Sparkly Gurlz having a heated sparkly argument is the most charming sight this side of a little of newborn kittens. When you finally kill and eat the Smallvarlets and assume benevolent dictatorship over all of fandom, please do remember that I knew you when. :-)

Why can't *I* like sparkly things? My naughty boarding-school spanking AU where they all wear little plaid skirts and frilly kneesocks will never ever see the light of day. Oh, well. Already been done to death anyway, I shouldn't wonder.

It hasn't, but, oh, it so, so should. :: makes big doe eyes ::

OhdearGOD, yes. *nsyncers in plaid skirts, getting spankings? There is no bad in that picture.

Our kerfuffles are pretty sugary, aren't they? This must be--pop!! *g* When the sparkleucion comes, you can be the chair of the Comparatively-Homely Nearing-Middle-Aged Men Fetishist's Society, howzabout that? ^_^

After a Series of Unfortunate Recent Events, I have decided that if I ever *were* given command over all of fandom, I'd graciously do a Cincinnatus and pass the reins on to you and yours. As for me, black-trenchcoat-wearing CHNMAMFS chairwoman (or is that charwoman?) and boarding-school AU scribbler by day, hitwoman by night. I have...certain targets, in mind.

But I can't even tell which one is which. I'm all for AU's and canon-busting, but...

(That should have been a *litter* of kittens, by the way, not a "little" of them. I kin rite Inglesh reel gud!)

And I'm for crash-courses in canon, but, yes, I understand. Sigh. It is to dream of, perhaps.

It was quite obvious (to me anyway) that you had already chosen option 2 in your heart before the post, so I never thought you were really upset over the name-tags. As

village clarified for me, the real issue for you guys was what's said on AH and ET. It's a different issue, one that I do understand.

Let's braid JC's hair together. I am a big strong man, so I'll hold him down for ya.

Yay! *claps* Pin his arms behind his back, wouldja? He's prettier that way. *g*

Sure. I'll be rough and make him whimper, even. ;)

I thought you were really upset, too! I've already ordered the Cheer Up! Strip-O-Gram, even! Damn.

you can, uh. you can divert that right over here. *raises hand* I'm feeling pretty blue.

Cool! *uses special flashy phone to divert*

you guys all know I wasn't really upset over Justin having a nametag on his seat, right?

What? You mean you weren't curled up in the corner of the room breaking Justified into millions of tiny bits and sobbing, "You bastard! How could you, you bastard!"? You mean that you didn't make a pretend Grammy Awards theater in your dining room that featured row after row of chairs with white placecards reading "NOT for JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE"?

I'm shocked beyond belief. *g*

Dude, that fucking CD is hard to break. I think it's time to get out the liquor.

(and I laughed so hard at the mental picture of the theatre, sweet jeebus--!)

Fuck--that was me, by the by. Rassum frassum...

Wait. We still hate ET and AH right? Because if not I will have to shift my hate onto Justin. And well, breaking cds is such a hassle. Ripping magazines might break a nail. Throwing out countless amounts of video tape footage is such a waste. Honestly, I'd rather keep him. It's so much easier to spread the love.

We can *always* hate AH and ET. Destroying merchandise is just too costly. *g*

Exactly, yo. ;)

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