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[bossymarmalade]

Okey-dokey--hammerhead22, slashingvelma, chootoy, and fluffontop--get in here! Let's get this party staaaaaaar-ted. Whoo!

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*taps fingers together restlessly*

mmmmmm...*nsex.

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

*glares at Chris*

Joey!? You'd do Joey before ME? Really, Chris?

*angles a little to show best side, just for emphasise*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hey now, baby-- *reaches for Justin's hips and pulls him close* -- Joe was there, you weren't, and Joe had a hard-on the size'a a Genoa salami. Or something. Seeing as I've never really had Genoan salami--is there such a thing? Because I kinda think there is, but I'm not sure. I know there's gypsy salami, but Genoa sounds kinda weird....*licks Justin's chin thoughtfully*

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

I brought vanilla nut lattes for everybody.
We might need the caffeine.

*suspects something is up*

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

Grunts and shifts Lance snugly against his swelling crotch.
Drags tongue along Lance's neck before asking: where's Joey?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck knows. *stares at Lance and Justin kissing* Jesus, Jayce--the fucking babies are ON me. And they're kissing each other. Am I in some wonderful porny backroom of heaven?

*slides hand along Justin's hip and onto his ass, and clenches fist in Lance's hair*

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Lance tastes like coffee.

*folds an arm around Chris's neck and holds on really tight*

*kisses Lance more deeply*

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

*stares*

*rubs back of thighs*

Lance, PUSHED me, man.

*stares more at Lance's mouth and Chris's dick*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*muttering at Lance* I'll show you, y'goddamn little space-cadet, you bitchy cosmonau--ooooooohhhhhhhh. *tilts head back, blinking rapidly at ceiling* Christ, Lance, yeah, that's the fucking spot...you're mouth's like a fucking...uh...*pants, distracted* uh....hot, wet, thing, yeah....

[viasaintpaul.livejournal.com]

*smirks, his head bobbing up and down, red lips sliding obscenely along Chris's dick*

Mouthy, aren't you?

*returns to the task at hand, his fingers toying with Chris's balls as his eyes drift over to Justin, moaning a little for effect*

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

Like whoa, I think I passed ou- wha-? Justin I was..Lance?

Oooo, oh, uhhh, mmmmm, wwhooooo...where the hell did you learn THAT? nonono, don't stop. Harder..yeaaaaaaaaaa.
Innocently displaying his legendary flexibility as Justin's lips work at his

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

Am I in some wonderful porny backroom of heaven?

keep. it. up. *whimpers and buys popcorn*

[viasaintpaul.livejournal.com]

keep. it. up.

We may have to buy Chris some Viagra, but we'll do our best.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Oi! No fraternizing with the spectators! Or at least, no bad-mouthing me, jerk.

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha!!! I just checked - out of curiosity - how many zany pervy posts were made and the count was -69- Ahahahaha.

Ooooo Justin, yeah ohohoh..mooooaan. as he loses hold of Justin's shorn head.

mmmmm, that goatee tickles.

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

I know! I'll use this temporary lapse in attention paid to me to do some... interesting stuff.

*Carefully slides a hand down the back of JC's pants*

*wiggles a little*

lapse in attention

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

*gasp* *slither* I *grunt* was only ignoring you so that, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, so that you'd do, do, do something like this....

finds Justin's mouth with his, tongue plunging in for a swim.

i dont' have a joey icon, because I suck. but I have this!

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

hope i'm not treading on any toes. but dude. he neeeeeds a joey.

*slips into the room, eyebrow raised at the noises chris has been making*
*strolls up behind Justin, bends down and licks his neck, slow from the top of his spine the the base of his skull*

This a private party, J? Or can I join?

JOOOOEEEEEEYYYYY

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

JOEY!! You came!! Falls off chair. ::blink:: ::blink::
Watches a little breathlessly as the most photographed tongue runs up Justin's supple spine

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[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

*looks up and grins at JC* Not yet, man. But, you know, I'm hopin'...*grabs Justin's ass and squeezes, humming happily* Sometime soon?

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[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

*pouts*

I am like the most rejected and forgotten boyband member eve-

Woah, hey! Oh my god! Joey's tongue! It's Joey's tongue!

*yelps and shudders*

Re: JOOOOEEEEEEYYYYY

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah...doesn't Justin sound like warm honey when he makes that sound. try three fingers, he goes up an octave.

curls hand over own dick, watching.

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

I would like it to be known that I wrote all those posts while doing office work at the campus Women's Center.

Subverting the patriarchy, that's me. *snerk*

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Thanks for stepping up to the plate and being Joey, babydoll. You were porneriffic and helped make it a very fun Valentine's Day indeed! *snuggle*

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

mmmmmmmm, porn. thank you for giving me a room to PORN!!!

*countersnuggle!*