you won't eat our meat, but you'll glue with our feet

[bossymarmalade]

So! During lunch, chootoy decided that it might be fun to watch the DVD that comes with Nick Carter's album. We popped it in, and were treated to big simple Nicky telling us that he gets scared in big houses (poor baby!) because he's used to hotel rooms. And then he makes this little cramped box with his hands and says, "I'm just used to little, enclosed spaces."

At which we promptly lost our minds, because, poor Veal!--he misses his crate.

My analogy stands firm, yo.

also, mentioned by The Wee Sister:
I find it disturbing that the picture for Feb 11 on my HP day calendar was *just* Lucius Malfoy's wand...and then Feb 12 shows a smiling, gormless Harry. Very disturbing.

*shudder*

Comments

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

poor Veal!--he misses his crate

ROTFLOL!!!! oh man, you have no IDEA how funny this is ::snort::

Budweiser and Bananas, baby!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

What a weirdo he is! Galumphing around with his Bud and 'nanners. It's like Munch dipping his popsicles in beer. *shakes head sadly*

[embitca.livejournal.com]

At which we promptly lost our minds, because, poor Veal!--he misses his crate.

Bwa ha ha. And his flesh is so tender. Melts in your mouth ;)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

His soft flesh! So tasty when breaded, even if it is cruelty. *g*

[embitca.livejournal.com]

And suddenly I have a jones for cannabilism fic. Mmmm, tasty Nicky. I don't think he likes it when you stick a fork in him though.

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dies*

it's the punctuation that really makes the joke for me...

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hah! I totally understand. Sometimes it's just the caps or the punctuation that totally make something funny. IF I KNEW WHAT THE HELL A DIVOT WAS! Tee!

[wgsarah.livejournal.com]

::cackles loudly:: Ah, Veal.