dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?

[bossymarmalade]

I'm fourteen pages into my Britney Songfic, and I know where I'm going with it--which is new--but it's still going to take at least a couple more pages. This is the longest thing I've ever written (barring a twenty-some-odd-page Egyptian vampire "epic" that was lost forever in my teenie years, thank blessed Buddha), and I don't know how you people who write long things routinely do it. I really admire you, and while I think I should probably try from a learning standpoint to expand from the teensy-tiny things I generally write, I don't see it happening. Le sigh!

Chris Funny O' the Day:

Tricky's, by apetslife

"Someone," Chris announces grandly, startling Joey out of his fantasy, "should go over and talk to those poor boys. Look at them, all alone and drinkless and not knowing anyone. Bass, come with me." He strides off confidently, but Lance yanks his hand back.

"Too rich for my blood," he mutters, though he hasn't taken his eyes off them. "Plus, they're, what, eighteen, tops? I leave the pedophilia to you, Chris."

"Oh, fuck off, he was seventeen and legal," Chris counters, scowling at Lance. "And don't be such an insecure bitch. Just think of the pain they must be enduring. So hot no one will talk to them. Just drool over them from afar, like you two freaks. They'll be so grateful to see me, I bet they'll offer me a blowjob right then and there."

Comments

[afterthedream.livejournal.com]

I'm right there with you. I can't write anything longer than 8 pages. I get inimidated and restless.

And I really LOVE your icon. I think it's fabulous.

JOEY!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

JOEY! In one of the most adorable, loveable, wonderfuleriffic moments ever. The way he does pretty much anything just to entertain the babies makes my heart flop over and melt every single time. eeeeeeee!!! And thank you for the compliment. ^_^

[minette.livejournal.com]

1. I wrote an epic once and it almost killed me! Never again.
2. I ♥ Chris, even if he is an evil, perverted lovemonkey. It may be why I love him.
3. I'm way too amused that you're listening to the Headstones. Like, waaaaay too amused.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

-- Epics are hard, hard work.

-- Chris rocks. So hard. Perverted lovemonkey, hah! *g*

-- "Supersmart" is a fuckawsome song. I like "Smile and Wave" and, uh, "Digits", I think. I don't quite know them by name yet, but I'm getting there! Tee!

[krabbypatty.livejournal.com]

Man! Fourteen pages? I've never been able to write more then eight.

I am so behind on my Britney story. I keep reading about people working on theirs or even finishing it. I don't even have a plot!