hey, carl--wanna covet these chili fries?

[bossymarmalade]

Are we all being good girls and putting Tony Lucca down for the third question in this week's onlyartist.com survey? Yes we are.

And now, we rec.

Exactly How it Never Was by silviakundera and deepsix

So, actually, Chris had been even more wrong that he usually was.

It was really very easy to be gay.

He'd always prided himself in having an opinion on everything, and that seemed to be pretty much exactly what being gay was all about. Except now he let his brain zip in all sort of directions that it had never gone before, like shoes and hair and rugs and bed spreads and skin tone and anything thing else that he could see and judge as pretty or not. The trick, he decided, was to think even more really unimportant thoughts.

And probably try to say "fabulous" a lot.

and

What It Means to Boogie by waxjism

Chris can't help but worry about his sudden disinterest in clubbing. He used to be a party animal.

"I'm getting old," he tells his bottle of Grolsch. "How does that happen? You work like a slave, you do your thing, you surround yourself with sleek nymphets half your age and one day, you're pushing thirty, you're single and your dog's pissing on your shoes."

mmmmm. now i want grolsch. too bad i'm at work.

Comments

[between-names.livejournal.com]

I typed Tony's name, but then figured he'd be the default, so I went with Sting.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! That's a good one. mmmmmmmm, Sting.

I had to force myself not to put Shakira, because there wasn't enough room to explain that mostly I wanted a video with the two of them shimmying their hips around, then doing a stupid talky-part in the middle of the song like both of them seem to love doing, and then The Robot.

So, Tony it was. *g*

[safti]

now i want grolsch.

And I want chili fries. Damn you!

*grinhug*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*g* That's the kind of craving that never goes away, too. Sorry, elfling! *snug*

[evilprettykitty.livejournal.com]

I did NOT put Tony! I nearly did, then I got inspired! Cause really, it's a given who I would put. ;)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*giggle* You put your little hootchie, didn't you?

That would be pretty cool. They've both got those big soulful voices--I could get behind that. Easily!

[evilprettykitty.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yes I did! The idea alone makes my head tingley!

[deanforester.livejournal.com]

I was a good girl and put Tony. Too bad we Couldn't put ourselves..because I so would have.
*pleads to JC* gimme a chance, maaaaan.

I can do a somersault!

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

I was really close to putting Tony, but I had no choice! David Bowie had to be added to the list. I want my fantasy to come true.

[pirateyes.livejournal.com]

Oops. I put Lenny Kravitz. Because he knows him so it's possible, plus Lenny!

Sorry? My third choice was Tony, preceded only by Bono.