a mounds bar is not a sprinkle!

[bossymarmalade]

Even though I just yanked my eyebrow ring and now it kind of smarts, I will bravely struggle thorough the pain to bring you my two funny Chris-moments of the day.

Accent by strandia

'What colour are the shirts?' JC's note to Chris had said. When Joey saw it, the 'u' in colour had been highlighted in yellow, circled in red, and underlined three times in black ink. 'Freak!' was written underneath it in Chris' handwriting.

"Blimey!" JC said next time Chris woke him up by jumping next to his head. Chris jumped off the bed and wiped out on the floor, cutting himself in the forehead, but he still didn't forget to mock JC about it.

and

Bachelor by bettyp

"Jesus, you're worthless. All of you. I'm going for doughnuts."

"Hey, Chris, could you bring--" JC started.

"I could bring *doughnuts,* and you'll eat 'em, and you'll love 'em, because I was thinking about my brothers when I bought 'em. You'll tell your fucking grandkids about these doughnuts, and what a great guy I was. It's the summer of 2001, my boys, and we are all rich and beautiful and famous and talented and happy, though some of us more some of those things than the others, but c'est la vie. Wake up and feel the doughnut-love, because I am going to hook you up, and you -- Joey, my old friend, Lance, my young friend, and most especially *you,* Calendar Boy -- are going to kiss and make up by the time I get back, because we got a lot of this tour ahead of us and we might as well have a little bit of fun, don't you think? Where the fuck are we, anyway? Columbus?"

Also, not that it has anything to do with Chris, but cathybites has just unveiled No Excuse, a JoeC Picture Archive, and it's danged pretty.

Comments

[likepatsycline.livejournal.com]

i love the first one. i hadn't even read that story ::slaps self:: it reminds me alot of some of my *friends*. erm. ' oh i love how you brits mis-spell that.'
oh, *i* mis-spell aeroplane do i? silly me. ;)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Isn't it great? Strandia's fics are always fun.

And yes, I know all about being dinged for British spelling--we Canoodians get that, too. "What's with all the extra u's? You people are WRONG!" *shakes fist* Who invented the English language, you damn Yankees?!?

[visionshadows.livejournal.com]

psst.

[whispers]

a twinkie isn't a sprinkle either.

pass it on.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*giggle* And such blatant abuse of the take-a-penny, leave-a-penny tray!