and i saw the baby and the baby looked at me

[bossymarmalade]

Yay! New Gilmore Girls last night, even though I found the teenagers they got to play baby!Lorelai and baby!Christopher absolutely horrendous. Did those kids even ever watch an episode of the show?

But still, Dean and Jess, and Shelly Johnson having a baby. Ahhhh yes.

Additionally, I've figured out what I'm doing for Chris month! It's so obvious, I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner. I mean, funny Chris moments in *nslash fiction--it's a no-brainer!

And, I'm doubling up for the first few days because I've missed six.

drinking croquet by jawamonkey

LANCE
Good grief, it's true.  Florida is just NOT the south.  Basically, you drink when you lose your turn.  Or when someone hits their ball into yours and uses their bonus turn to hit you out of bounds.  Just, PLEASE, guys, watch the lawn.  Don't make any divots.

JC and JOEY
[giggling, again]

CHRIS
Lance, I promise you I wouldn't make any divots IF I KNEW WHAT THE HELL A DIVOT WAS.  Were you born this way?

and

asshole, also by the lovely Jawa

LANCE
[sitting back down after patting the cards dry with a paper towel] Okay. Justin, you want me to deal for you, or think you can manage it without spilling the punch in JC's lap this time?

JUSTIN
I said I was sorry.

JC
It'll dry.

CHRIS
Yeah, but sticky. Although, C, that's not exactly a new sensation for you, come to think of it.

JC, JOEY, JUSTIN, and LANCE
[ignore him some more]

CHRIS
Not a new sensation. Get it? Like. He's used to having a sticky mess in his crotch. Get it? Like. From creaming his pants. DO YOU GET IT?

I like Chris screaming insanely in caps, go figure. *g*

Comments

[minette.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! Chris randomly screaming and beating a joke into the ground is why I love him so. I bet he'd be one of those old men who make stupid, lame jokes and then laughs *hard* at it because he thinks it's funny, even if no one else agrees.

[dine.livejournal.com]

he sure will be - I'm pretty sure that's what he can be like now, in fact.

[minette.livejournal.com]

He rocks.

For some reason, I want to read a totally AU story where Chris is transplanted into the Due South universe when Vecchio and Fraser are pretending to be used car salesmen. He has to compete with Vecchio and there'd be lots of snarking between them, and then Chris would make bad jokes about Canada and the uniform, which would make Fraser secretly want to deck him, but Dief would love him because Chris feeds him doughntus and potato chips when no one's looking.

My mind is on crack.

[dine.livejournal.com]

Your mind may be on crack, but it's such lovely lovely crack! You come up with the absolute best crazed ideas.

Re:

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*giggle* He totally would be. And everybody around him would learn to either ignore him completely, or just go, "yeah, Chris" so he'll feel satisfied and not have the need to make any more jokes. Tee!

*random*

[deanforester.livejournal.com]

I hope ya don't mind, but I added you to my friends list because A)I like your user name B) you're cool :)
Hi! I'm Chrys

Re: *random*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hey hey! No problem at all, and, hello, Chrys!

^_^

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

I just had to say your subject line made me squeak for joy. One of Ralph's finest moments.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

It is! It's where he began his catalogue of funny, stupid and yest sort of frightening quotes. Because there's something really scary about "he tells me to burn things", and it ain't just the leprechaun, yo.

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

Haha, yes! And the baby looked at me. That creeps me out so much. I love that episode! Heeeee.

That's all.