bossymarmalade | i thought the *cop* was a *hooker*!

So, I have thoughts on the Radio 1 Interview that I found through

fluffontop--not that my haphazard rambling is of any importance, but

He uses words like "enterpriser" and "musicality", which give me pain--but he also uses words like "perdition", which makes it better.

He doesn't wax, he trims. How tedious must that be, Jeebus?

Insisted on getting that removable boot-cast because he wanted to be able to wash his foot for the three weeks the cast was on. And y'know, I can't blame him.

And he drinks Jack Daniels, and Crown Royal (in Crown and 7's) if he doesn't want a hangover. My dad used to drink Crown Royal before we moved to the Caribbean, and it came in a drawstring purple bag and my sister kept her colored pencils in it. Which is neither here nor there, really.

He says "scownes" and not "scohnes."

He makes that rolling growly noise in his throat when he's mulling over something potentially upsetting. I was okay for the rest of the interview, but when he did this, I kind of lost my mind and replayed it over andoverandover. Because yes.

...He never has to choose between going out with his friends and going out with his mom, because the two always occur together naturally. Um, yes.

Champagne over tequila? Meh. But Nirvana before Foo Fighers, I like.

You never turn your back on your mates for a chick, and he has a copy of his album on vinyl. Which makes me dorkily Timbertrickily happy, yay!

All in all, a good interview, as most of the UK ones seem to be. After all, they don't end up with Justin informing the interviewer, "You're an ass. You're a horse's ass, Pat,"--which, granted, I got a lot of vicarious glee out of, but which is sadly necessary in US interviews.

Plus, his voice sounds really good lately, doesn't it? It's losing that really high-pitched whiny quality it used to have.

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My dad used to drink Crown Royal before we moved to the Caribbean, and it came in a drawstring purple bag and my sister kept her colored pencils in it. Which is neither here nor there, really.

Meep!

I kept marbles in mine. Which also made it a great potential weapon against bullies.

I'm just sayin'.

Weren't they the best? And the most wonderful thing is, they always retained that cardbord-and-alcohol smell! Wheeee!

I kept Barbie accessories in one and crayons in another. My brother kept pennies and something secret I wasn't allowed to see.

I love those bags, man. Love.

Maggie bringing them up made me think of two things:

1. I've often thought that they would make a cute, silly "nightclub" bag.

2. Whoever "styled" Justin's white trash birthday party should have used Crown Royal bags as goody bags, and filled them with stuff for the guests to take home. Pina colada flavored lubricant? One of those tiny horoscope scrolls? You know, stuff.

They would make totally cool nightclub bags. Sling one on your wrist and away you go--plus, it signals that you don't want lame-ass girlie drinks. Dual purpose!

And, goodie bags! That would be so cool! You should obviously have been involved in planning Justin's party. I think Lynn was remiss in not calling you, sugarpie.

Crayons! I think we had a brief stint with the crayons too. did you ever find out what your brother was hoarding in his?

Hmmm... I can't remember finding out. I'm sure it was nothing all that exciting. Boy things, I'm sure.

Plus, his voice sounds really good lately, doesn't it? It's losing that really high-pitched whiny quality it used to have.

Or maybe you've just fallen so far in love that you're not bothered by it anymore. Mwahahhahaha.

He doesn't wax, he trims. How tedious must that be, Jeebus?

No, no, JC helps him out, so it's all good.

Nice icon, even though you are clearly copying ME in your own underhanded way. Just know that I'm onto you.

Or maybe you've just fallen so far in love that you're not bothered by it anymore.

I refuse to believe that! Besides, hearing him talk in old footage still kind of grates on my ears, so, nyah!

The idea of JC meticulously taking ear-and-nose trimmers to Justin's more intimate body hair is scarring me, slowly but surely.

And, yes--I had a moment of panic when making the icon that I was copying you, so then I decided not to use his entire mouth and just have a corner and see if I could get away with it. But I can't! You SEE ALL!!! *cowers*

I refuse to believe that! Besides, hearing him talk in old footage still kind of grates on my ears, so, nyah!

Hey, man. Whatever gets you through the day. *eg*

The idea of JC meticulously taking ear-and-nose trimmers to Justin's more intimate body hair is scarring me, slowly but surely.

Hee! What would you DO without me? I have a fic bunny, JC shaving Justin's scrotum and all surrounding areas, b/c I think Justin would be into that level of, just, *tidiness*. As usual, what may sound like your worst nightmare sounds pretty fucking hot to me. I did read a story once where JC was completely shaved and Justin was fascinated (and thrilled).

We even have the same keyword. But your lips look like they want to eat my lips, and that worries me a little.

As usual, what may sound like your worst nightmare sounds pretty fucking hot to me.

*g* What would I do without you? Probably never consider all of these very...unorthodox slash-related things, and my life would be less traumatic but also far more dull. Heh. Tidy, indeed.

Insisted on getting that removable boot-cast because he wanted to be able to wash his foot for the three weeks the cast was on. And y'know, I can't blame him.

hehehehehe. scrub, little justin! scrub like the WIND!

not even gonna COMMENT on the momma thing, man.

ahahaha! He needs to have access to all parts of himself for scrubbage. It's a worthy goal.

And, yes. lynncest. it's just becoming more and more a part of my life.

i thought the cop was a hooker!

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