use the spit valve! the spit valve!

[bossymarmalade]

Wow, Drumline was full of Very Special Lessons. Plus, we learned that there's no sex like drum sex.

Also, have been watching Firefly with pop_tarts. It's a pretty good damn show, man. It got past my Joss Whedon synapse-misfire! Whoo-hoo!

And here's my anonymous

[EDIT]: on second thought...naaaah. I posted this when I hadn't had any sleep (despite my previous dislike for the anonymous meme), and now that I'm well-rested and thinking clearly I find I still dislike it and dislike myself for having done it.

In any case, I've retained the list of some that you may want to choose from:

-- You really should up your intake of red meat.
-- I wish we could watch infomercials together and eat frosting out of the tub.
-- Give me back my toque, you fucking bitch!!
-- Pudding.

Comments

[minette.livejournal.com]

Moppet! Sorry, but I've always loved that endearment. It's always been the cutest thing I've ever heard.

I'm claiming "Give me back my toque, you fucking bitch!!" as mine because I'm the kind of person who'd steal all your stuff and parade it in front of you. I'm evil, mean and vicious. I am Canadian!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Yes! You know what a toque is! And I want it BACK, bitch!!!

[minette.livejournal.com]

No way! I stole it fair and square and I'm keeping it. I'll give it back for a random, though.

[minette.livejournal.com]

And I meant ransom. I'm a doof.

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

Yes. You are.

[minette.livejournal.com]

Pot, meet kettle.

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

Ooh, pretty kettle. *enthralled*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You've kidnapped my toque, Kettle! I'll give you...an Amidala action figurine for it! And maybe a copy of Watership Down!

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

Hee. Bunny rabbits!

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

What kind of moron names herself after a gun?

bwahahahahahaahaha...no, please, it's too early in the morning to laugh this hard.

I thought you were somebody else when I friended you. Whoops.

damn. That's me, isn't it? ;P

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*snort* Depends. Who are you today? *g*

[glockgal.livejournal.com]

D1E FUKIN B1TCHE5!!!! 4LL Y4'LL SUK!!

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

I can't guess which one is us because, well, usually it is something to do with "those coffee girls" and I don't see that here.

Hmm, maybe we should eat more red meat then...

B.C.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*g* You're definitely one of the positive ones, don't worry. Although your bodies are crying out for a little more beef. *g*

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes* You don't know how right you are about that.

Well, if by "beef" you really mean "Lance's hot body, all pressed up against mine" that is...

*craves*

B.C.

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

Jesus. Just give it a rest already, would you?

*sobs* I'm sorry!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*snort* No, no--that's not you at all. Yours is much nicer. ^_^

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

Aha! I've got it.

You're not really as clever as you think you are, but you make up for it with earnestness.

Right? :D

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Not even a little. I clearly should have said about you, "tries really hard but cannot locate own fingertips even with guided directions."

*g* You are such a little darling!

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

Wait, is *that* one about me? ;D

[minette.livejournal.com]

You are also thick as a brick. I ♥ you. :)

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

Aw, and I even got the little ♥. You're gonna make me cry. I ♥ you, too!

Re:

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I'm the only loser can't do the little [heart]! Because I'm smart like Justin. *g*

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

Hey, I just highlighted Minette's ♥ and copy & pasted. I'm smart like Justin too. A Justin that can highlight. :D

[hetrez.livejournal.com]

Dude, pudding. You've just made my day.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Awwww. You're so welcome! *cuddle*

[wgsarah.livejournal.com]

Calm down a little, would you?

::sits::

::is calm::

::starts twitching::

omgIamsosorryIdidn'tmeantorunoveryourpetpoodlewithajohndeeretractorlastChristmasIdidn'tgetanypresentsandIprobablydidn'tdeserveanyanyweaybutoohsparklydidyouknowthatMollyisinsaneohmygodBeckylookatherbuttthey'renotreallydeadthey'rejustsleepinganyoneelseupforanotherroundIspentthreehoursonthatthingahcain'tbelieveyadidthatAngelofrigginghayseedmerrychristmastoallandtoallagoodnightormorningorwhateverteehee.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

...pixie stix? Or is it Tastykakes? Whatever it is, your sugar intake needs to be seriously limited, mijita.

*giggle*

color me confused...

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

I don't understand this meme at all. Why on earth would you have someone on your friends list if you think they're tedious and overrated or they piss the hell out of you or they never say anything interesting? The very concept is mind boggling. Is this one of those "LJ politics" things I've heard so much about?

If any of that negative stuff applies to me (and no, I'm not going to try to figure it out) just defriend me and get on with your life. Not only would it not hurt my feelings, I probably wouldn't even notice. In the meantime, I'm just gonna sit over in my little corner of oblivion and pretend that every nice thing anyone's ever said anywhere was really about me. *g*

Re: color me confused...

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

I thought it was the friends-of list, although I am clearly in the minority. i totally don't understand having someone on your friends list unless you like them or are interested. However, I am apparently less diplomatic than most. *snerk*

i want to lick your icon. mmm.

Re: color me confused...

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

I thought it was the friends-of list
Oh, okay. Nobody that I've seen do it actually explains what it is, and I'm obviously not smart enough to figure it out myself. heh.

i want to lick your icon. mmm.
My icon wants to lick you too. ;-)

Re: color me confused...

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

here is an appropriate for licking icon! have at it!

Re: color me confused...

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Eh, there's lots of overlap in my friendslist and my friends-of lists.

Anyhow, I kept telling myself I wouldn't do this meme because it kind of drives people crazy (including myself), but I didn't sleep at all last night and it somehow seemed like a good idea. Meh. That'll teach me to post when I'm bleary and caffeinated. *blink blink*

[katlike.livejournal.com]

I claim Pudding!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You'll have to fight hetrez for it. Whoot! Bitchfight! *g*

[likeahiphopsong.livejournal.com]

But I don't *liiiiiiike* red meat.

[pouts]

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Awwwww. Just a little more?

You know which one you are. It's exactly the one you think it is! *snuggle*

[silviakundera.livejournal.com]

I've got dibs on the infomercials and tub o' frosting!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm. I'll have chocolate! And can we watch that one with the household hints, where that guy compresses pillows for easy storage?

[pirateyes.livejournal.com]

People took the frosting and the toque. Bitches!

Can we make vodka watermelon and watch bad movies on Bravo instead? *g*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmm. That's an excellent idea. Let's hope "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" is on!

[ex_halo669]

i totally missed reading it before you took it away again, but i claim all the bitchy ones for myself. and i'm going to put them in my pants and taunt people with my sweet, sweet (yet endearingly bitchy) ass.

unless of course, my one was a bitchy one, in which case, my work here is done.

[is bitchy]

[and in need of coffee]

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh, I had you listed as a bitch extraordinaire. I even listed that time you shit in my underwear drawer.

You have fulfilled your ambition, my sweet. *g*

[ex_halo669]

Ohhhhh, I had you listed as a bitch extraordinaire.

::dances with bitchy!glee::

::watches JC explode::

I even listed that time you shit in my underwear drawer.

in that case, next time i'm gonna take a crap in your toque.

which really needs to be on a t-shirt. i'd wear it.

[thebitchtrolls.livejournal.com]

You suck, yo. You took it down before we could see it! Dammit! Tell us? Please please? Or. I dunno. SOmething. *sigh* I don't even get a chance to suck! You're no fun.

-Eddie. (Who will possibly go though her friendslist with Len tonight and make shit up and not TELL ANYBODY BECAUSE Y'ALL WOULDN'T BE BITCHY ABOUT US! FUCKERS! *beat* Actually, we do that all the time anyway. Bum.)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Your mostly had to do with "ADMIT IT, BITCH--YOU'RE JUSTIN!!!" and "Lennie hates me because I haven't finished her birthday fic yet! Waaaah!"

Hey, if you come up with anything good about me, let me know. I like to spread slander about myself. ^_^

Re:

[thebitchtrolls.livejournal.com]

Oh! OH! Bitch! I'm am so not Justin! What is WRONG with you people! You can all go to hell and you can DIE!!

*ahem*

Now I'll have to think of something good about you. Like. I dunno. See. Blanking. I'll talk to Len.

-Eddie.