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bossymarmalade) wrote2001-12-14 04:37 am
bossymarmalade) wrote2001-12-14 04:37 am
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In which review I cheat a bit, because a parody + product review should count as one fic, right?
So at first I think it's kind of funny that the title goes, "Used by Ang," and then Chris says, "Man, JC gives the best head." and I get all kind of distracted.
And then I even feel kind of sorry for Chris and Justin and poor ol' Lance getting the blowjob of his life in there, because really, it's all JC's game and it's taken them this long to figure it out. I pity the fools.
It's an unusual format, but I like that kind of thing and so I like a conversation that Joey has with himself. It's kind of like the same conversation we all had with ourselves when we were falling in love with JC, isn't it? Um, except for Jayce being our friend. And, um, dating would be nice.
But apart from that, he does rhyme "girl" with "girl". Sigh.
I do not own the *nsync lipbalm, and it is in part due to this product review. Oh dear God. I'm resigned for Blue Raspberry Lance, saddened for Green Apple Joey, entertained by Watermelon JC, laugh meanly at Vanilla Justin, and absolutely delighted by Red Popsicle/Strawberry Chris. And you will be too. Just not on your lips.
And because I, too, am mean, I giggle every time I read cardboard kittens. You do too! Don't try to deny it! Who can resist Chris the Bad Gay Priest? And Joey the Straight Best Friend? And JC the Not Appearing in this Fic?
But the best part?
So Lance went in to meet Justin one day, and Justin was, like, this massive skank-ho, and any normal person would have thought 'jesus, god! i could catch twenty-bazillion diseases from him, and also, he's kinda creepy and psychotic.' But Justin was also really hot, and Lance was thinking with his little head, so he decided to run out of the room and angst over it.
That's the good stuff, man. Justin the total sluttola and Lance crying uncontrollably about it through his lust. Just put a big bow around it and I'm there--at least in parody form. ^_^
So at first I think it's kind of funny that the title goes, "Used by Ang," and then Chris says, "Man, JC gives the best head." and I get all kind of distracted.
And then I even feel kind of sorry for Chris and Justin and poor ol' Lance getting the blowjob of his life in there, because really, it's all JC's game and it's taken them this long to figure it out. I pity the fools.
It's an unusual format, but I like that kind of thing and so I like a conversation that Joey has with himself. It's kind of like the same conversation we all had with ourselves when we were falling in love with JC, isn't it? Um, except for Jayce being our friend. And, um, dating would be nice.
But apart from that, he does rhyme "girl" with "girl". Sigh.
I do not own the *nsync lipbalm, and it is in part due to this product review. Oh dear God. I'm resigned for Blue Raspberry Lance, saddened for Green Apple Joey, entertained by Watermelon JC, laugh meanly at Vanilla Justin, and absolutely delighted by Red Popsicle/Strawberry Chris. And you will be too. Just not on your lips.
And because I, too, am mean, I giggle every time I read cardboard kittens. You do too! Don't try to deny it! Who can resist Chris the Bad Gay Priest? And Joey the Straight Best Friend? And JC the Not Appearing in this Fic?
But the best part?
So Lance went in to meet Justin one day, and Justin was, like, this massive skank-ho, and any normal person would have thought 'jesus, god! i could catch twenty-bazillion diseases from him, and also, he's kinda creepy and psychotic.' But Justin was also really hot, and Lance was thinking with his little head, so he decided to run out of the room and angst over it.
That's the good stuff, man. Justin the total sluttola and Lance crying uncontrollably about it through his lust. Just put a big bow around it and I'm there--at least in parody form. ^_^