bossymarmalade | you'll be the pick of the litter

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you'll be the pick of the litter

I'd like to take this moment to wank a bit, because I may be yipping delightedly about psycho!Justin for a while and don't want to have to deal with Issues.

Cry Me A River

Clearly the fact that Justin plotted out this insane revenge fantasy is indicative of his deep hatred for women, a trait which can be backed up by:

a) his remark about lesbian porn being "funny." Doesn't he know that watching two women express the flower of womanhood in a loving sexual manner is PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE and in fact PREFERRABLE to man-woman porn in which women are always subjugated and objectified?!?!
b) his constant referring to women as "babygirl". We are not babies! We are not girls! We are women, dammit! Legal-ass menstruating WIMMEN!!
c) his answering questions that have to do with "SBP" or going down on Britney. Being respectful to wymen means never admitting to sex unless it's a beautiful and pure white-sheet experience. No head allowed!

Right. So, being a violent misogynist, the fact that he brings Timbaland to drive the getaway car and some random ho to aid his revenge, obviously means that women are like dirt to him. Plus he should never ever express any sort of bitterness toward the ex-girlfriend with whom he had a very public relationship and very public breakup, because that would just be too public. And disrespectful to Britney, who I'm sure is weeping in her sealed tower of innocent virginity as we baser females ogle the video and celebrate Justin's getting his heart broken if it means cool shit like this.

Did I miss anything? Oh, yes. I quite liked all the creepy stalker-ness, which likely means that I am sick in the head and need to re-examine my priorities. Excuse me while I go do that.

*wanders off to watch the video*

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I love you. Though you are indeed sick in the head.

*g* I love you too, because you always know exactly what I'm talking about. Heh!

Speaking of hate-mail...

You're fabulous. I'm loving you completely right now. As a woman. Respectfully and in a completely non-objectifying manner.

I'll save all my objectifying for Timberlake.

I just don't see how the same community who likes Eminem's stuff can hop all over Justin for one silly revenge-fantasy video. I mean, dude. It's just a video! He's not talking about world peace! I liked Pink's video where she sent her motorcycle shooting into her ex's apartment, and I like Justin's video where he throws a rock through his ex's window. I'm an equal-opportunity non-politically-correct music lover. *g*

You're right.

It's just that it's Justin! You know. Everything he does is the Best Thing Ever. Even if someone else already did it better. Plus, he doesn't seem like the evil type. Have you heard that his mom is his Best Friend?

It's a toss-up, really, as to who's hotter during vengence: Justin or Pink.

I'm gonna go contemplate that.

I wonder if his mom liked the video? Then again, she's probably just glad he found some other outlet for his Pain than constantly weeping in her lap and reading her Really Profound sayings from Khalil Gibran.

Hell, it was probably her idea.

bwa!!

I understand your opinions. I feel that we, as wymmin, have a right to express ourselves in any way we wish.

But I cannot stand for your callous disregard for Random Ho's feelings. Doesn't she have a voice? Don't Random Hos need political agency too? I beg you, think of the children!

(And, dude, how much do I want a Britney revenge fantasy now? Up the ante, Brit! You guys could each get two or three videos out of this, easy.)

The only logical course of action is for Britney to release a song about her man leaving her for another man. And then do the video where she finds NotJustin making out with NotWade or NotLance.

And then do the video where she finds NotJustin making out with NotWade or NotLance.

Exactly. She needs a generic-looking guy with spiky blond hair. Then Us or EW can publish an unconfirmed report of Justin's "experimentation" leading to the breakup. 'Cause you know what they say about guys who are really close to their mamas.

'Cause you know what they say about guys who are really close to their mamas.

HA!

It'll be great. I can't wait.

And then it would be a big revenge-video battle! Much like their much-talked-about, never-confirmed dance-off! Britney will hire Ryan Phillippe to star in her video, which will be basically him playing his character from Cruel Intentions and her eventually not only exposing his dogging ways, but decapitating him!

By that point, Justin will be back with *nsync, and they'll make, like, some bizarre gangsta video with the lowriders and lots of sign-throwing and talk about being "down for your dirty" and Nelly will guest star in order to tell us how Britney done his dirty wrong! And it'll end in a vaguely homoerotic declaration that men don't need women!

Plus: You're right. I feel kind of bad for diminishing Random Ho's part in the proceedings. Madam, I apologize.

Can there be an Escalade in the proto-gangsta video? Because there should be. And Justin should start dating some up and coming R&B diva. She can call out Britney in public, and release songs all about how she knows how to treat a man right.

Also, though I hesitate to speak on behalf of Random Hos everywhere, I sincerely appreciate your apology.

aaaahahahahahhahahaha!

That's really all I have to say. Because you're fucking funny, yo. *g* Escalade!

Thank you. I live to serve. And I have a not-so-secret wish to see an Escalade in at least one nsync video.

And possibly Britney in a weave-pulling, scratching with acrylic nails catfight.

I don’t agree that he hates women. He may have some of his own fetishes and what not, but hating women isn’t one of them. He’s a guy, thus he’s clueless about women as a rule, but hating them? Naw…

You’ve got good points though but being the mama’s boy he is, hating women would probably be the last thing on his mind. He may have MOMENTS…you know, like the moments women have where they hate all men, but…just my .02.

*g* I don't think Justin hates women. If he did, he wouldn't spend his time reading self-help books to learn how to relate to women. I was just taking the piss.

Dude. I love you.

I love you too! *twirls the Evil Overlord*

Hope you feel better soon, man. Being sick poots.

d) His obsessive, sometimes frightening luuuuuurve for the Chasez. Yes. It is there, for all to see. Totally. But actually, that may not count, because like; JC is the male equivalent of a woman. If you think about it. Really. What with the pretty that *is* JC, and the manicures he gets, the flip-flops he wares and toe rings, the highlights in his hair and Indian style shoulder bags he wears.... need I go on? [g-snort]

Dude. You and your one-track mind. *g*

You and your one-track mind

Hmm, 'one -track'? Or onnn-track? Think about it. [g]

Being respectful to wymen means never admitting to sex unless it's a beautiful and pure white-sheet experience. No head allowed!

Firstly, I personally consider giving head to be a vital part of trully respecting women, but that may be because I'm sick in the head.

But secondly, I must object to the word 'wymen'. Its obvious resemblance to 'hymen' is just buying into the patriarchy-enforced standard that those of us without a hymen are lacking an essential part of womanhood! You should be ashamed of yourself, you slave of the establishment.

- Lennie.
(who is never, ever gonna find a better thread to use this icon for)

Actually, I think I fucked up and it's supposed to be "womyn" or something like that. But your criticism still stands. Argh! Every way I turn, I'm still a misogynist!

I personally consider giving head to be a vital part of trully respecting women

That's what I would've thought, too, but I guess other chicks don't like talking about that kind of thing. Then again, other chicks wouldn't call themselves chicks. Alas, I suck on the feminist front.

And your icon? Is so suited to this thread, it's almost frightening. Whoot!

i knew there was a reason i loved you best out of all my overseas crushes.

besides you being the only one, that is.

that sick, sick, hating little fucker. what was he THINKING? how DARE he make light of the TERRIBLE, TRAUMATIC things us WIMMEN have to go through EVERY DAY? does he not know we want PINK FLUFFY BUNNIES and HAPPY THINGS?

if only he'd dropped a box of super-absorbent tampons at the door for not!Brit, just to show that he is in fact a SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUY and not a BITTER VENGEFUL PSYCHOPATH!

with a little note that says....hey, honey....i hate you and want you to suffer because you screwed me over from here to infuckingfinity, but hey, i care enough to compromise my throbbing manhood and buy you these tampons as a symbolic gesture of where i think you should shove your apologies. love always, J. ps: i shit in your underwear drawer.

love always, J. ps: i shit in your underwear drawer.

*rolls on floor in convulsions of laughter*

Ohhhhh yes. I can always count on you to be an irreverent motherfucker. Because, really--it's just a video, man. Tampons for all!

Yep, that Justin. He's one big women hater.

And head? Giving head is a fucking requirement in order to have beautiful pure sex.

Are people actually upset about this or were you just getting an early start?

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