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It's wet outside. And me without a jacket or umbrella. But at least it kept the dealers from asking if I wanted skunk and it prevented potential muggers from holding me up with a hypodermic needle full of their own HIV (which seems to be a trend round here lately), because I mean, I didn't even have a fucking umbrella, why bother to try and get money from my pathetic bedraggled ass? Where the Lord closes a door, somewhere he finds a window to throw you out of, or something to that extent.

I wish it was Christmas hols already. I can't wait to sit around doing nothing all day. Although the strata I live in has decided to remove all our fireplaces, so, pooh. If I'd known they were going to do that, I would have burned firelogs all year 'round to make the most of it.

minette is infecting me with the idea of La Timberlake getting it on with *gasp* women. Waaaaaahh!

Also, I gacked this link from

indirajames and I'm quite pleased with the result. How about you, darlings?

And as a parting shot--can somebody tell me why I woke up this morning with that "I've Witten A Letter to Daddy" song from Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? in my head?

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I got "Why Can't Everything Orange Be Stubbleglitter?" which is amusing 'cause you're orange-ish on my friends page.

Freaky, man. You're just orange, aren't you? ;)

"If You Like A Lot Of Stubbleglitter On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club."

I'm going to get this tattooed on my body.

You so should. And take plenty of pictures, so we can all ~~point and laugh~~ "ooh" and "ah" over the coolness.

Pooh. I think it would make a marvelous tattoo. As would the first one I got, which was "Stubbleglitter-Lickin' Good."

No, get this one: "It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Stubbleglitter."

Dude! That's cool.

Here's yours: "We Build Minette." I like it. It's cryptic, tough, and kind of androidically sexy. Whoot!

I could make a really horrible pun a la Field of Dreams ("If you build it, they will come," you see where I'm going with this), but I'm going to be generous this once and not do it.

bwah! Such a dirty mind. *g*

I rhyme with nothing, I tell you, NOTHING!!

Sporange!

Uh...florange!

Forange!

I got "Snap! Crackle! Stubbleglitter!"

That is too much fun. I'm just sitting here, refreshing and giggling.

Hmmmm. Well, according to the generator, "Top Breeders Recommend Strippedhalo."

*giggle* Something you're not telling us, sweetie? *snug*

Might I suggest 'dork!Justin pursuing a pretty girl in high school' type of fantasy? Or even 'dork!Justin gets seduced by his hottie female English teacher'?

Or even 'dork!Justin gets seduced by his hottie female English teacher'?

Somebody has to do that. Doitdoitodit,

stubbleglitter. Do it for society! Do it for the children!

Oh, won't you *please* think of the children?! Namely, me. ;D

Yeah, as her mom, I demand that it be written. ;D

I'll consider it. Strongly, and almost against my will. Although I don't see why one of you naughty misses can't write it! I know you want to!

Because, oddly enough, I can easily pen smut about foul-mouthed Canadian rockers and dorky heavy metal gods, but when it comes to these pretties, I can't seem to get a handle on them. I'd rather pimp out ideas and read the stories. *g*

What she said. Only minus the writing of other people. :D I just like reading.

My favorite was "Bridge that Gap with Stubbleglitter".

Good times.

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