he is not ganesh! ganesh is graceful!

[bossymarmalade]

...I fucking had to. Because I have different [read: skewed] priorities, and it wasn't the flashes of skin or the sexy-pout-in-bed that got me excited. It wasn't even the Simba & Nala pillow.

But put him in a kitchen flashing the cross tattoo, wearing those Ganesh and Lakshmi necklaces and eating ruffled potato chips from a plate, and that does me in.

The cereal picture was, of course, fantastic as well, but--in a PLATE! His little OCD self needs to put them in a plate. And seeing as I grew up Hindu at home and Catholic at school, the juxtaposition of the necklaces and the cross sends me into wild fits of delight.

A plate, y'all.

Tina rocks the casbah, so hard it falls over. Mwah!

Comments

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

Chips on plates taste better dude. Didn't you know that?! Haven't you learned from the plethora of containers we use?
I knew you'd go ape-shit over 'those' pictures, I just knew it.

Now about the Lion King pillow picture - Look where his hands are under the sheet?!
They're right on his crotch aren't they.

The Italian magazine is sooooo being purchased when it eventually shows up some time in the next century here in Vancouver.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I'm a straight-from-the-bag person, you know that. I hate dirtying unneccesary dishes.

I knew you'd go ape-shit over 'those' pictures, I just knew it.

Kitchen, man. Squeeze-bear of honey. I went into coma over the pictures of them in the grocery store, so kitchen, and cookbooks?... DEAD.

[likeahiphopsong.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. Did you see him shoveling in that cereal all grumpy like? eeeeeeeep!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Man, that was the sulkiest baby-mouth I've ever seen. Cereal! And milk! And OCD plate-ness!!! *holds Katie and jumps up and down in circles* That photoshoot is like a jackpot for us, baby!

[tavella.livejournal.com]

Are there actually decent scans now? All the ones I've seen have been just terrible.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Over in slave4chris's journal--she got them from a website, which I can't remember the name of. But, yes--big, lovely scans. Be prepared. ^_^

[slave4chris.livejournal.com]

i love seeing my name everywhere.. anyway, just wanted to let you know that the person who made that orlando bloom website http://www.dream-in-bloom.too.it/ scanned the pictures especially for me. i did a search on yahoo for November 2002 Italian Vogue and got directed there. and i emailed her and asked if she could make me happy and scan the justin pictures. she did! yay!

i love the kindness of strangers.

just wanted to share my little story with someone and you got to be the one! :)

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I feel special. ^_^

Seriously, though--it is hella cool how willing to share some people in this fandom are, and how nice total strangers are about fostering your fannishness. Totally heartwarming, man. She doesn't know how many of us she's thrilled with her scans. ^_^

*snuggle*

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

You are so fucking cute! I just want to put you in my coat pocket and squeal over you all day.

PLATE!!

:D

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

A PLATE!!! Eeeeeee! Eeeeeeee!!!!!

*runs circles around you*

[justafigment.livejournal.com]

Plate!

And you know he had a napkin close at hand, so he could wipe his mouth after every, say, 7 chips he ate.

Aiiieeee.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Eeeee! Eeeeeeee!

...God, that's all I can do lately. I'm not just embracing my inner teenie, I'm having dirty touchy really loud shameless public sex with her. And she likes it.