wesley, get momma's pryin' bar

[bossymarmalade]

...According to lance_nerd, the following is slated to film in Vancouver:

COLUMBO: COLUMBO LIKES THE NIGHTLIFE

First Ron Jeremy appearing across the street, now this. Oy vey iz mir, I'm so meshugenah I could plotz. Or whateverthehell it is Mikey says.

Comments

[minette.livejournal.com]

Ron Jeremy scares me and I've never even seen his porn movies.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Same here. The very idea that he is best-known for being naked sends me screaming around the building.

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

The thought of Peter Falk loose in my city disturbs me.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

...he's got his eye on you.

muuahahahaha!!

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need a shower.

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

Y'all know that they took a plaster cast of Mr. Jeremy's you-know-what to use as a mold for *ahem* lady's toys...

::sticking pencils in my eyes::

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*pukes copiously and in a projectile manner*