all right! all right! I'll walk in the mud!

[bossymarmalade]

I really love it when I have to walk in the Vancouver downpour because some bint with an enormous fucking umbrella is strolling under the canopied part of the building. Oh, wait--did I say I love it? What I really meant to say was that it makes me want to tear that goddamn red-and-white fucking umbrella out of her hands and spear her eyeballs on the pointy bit right before I jab it into her stomach and swizzle her entrails into fucking Irish stew.

I'm wet, and cold, and obviously this doesn't agree with me at the moment. Have you ever had peameal? Well, I have. I had it for lunch. It made me fucking angry.

*gnaws off thumb and spits it down the hallway*

Comments

[silvrsolace.livejournal.com]

Poor you!!! People sure are frustrating aren't they?

Have you ever had peameal? Well, I have. I had it for lunch. It made me fucking angry.

Say was that from last night Fox n' firkin fun?

What's the damn thing like?

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Thin, salty ham. It said bacon, dammit!

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

Next time something like that happens, you should attack her with the umbrella! And take pictures! Because I'm a violent girl...

Ahem. Hi, there. *waves*

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*g* Hi back. It's nice to have approval. Can I use you in my defense, and say that "little voices told me to do it"?

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

Of course. And I also happen to be little, so it works out quite well. :D

[northern]

Honey, you seem kind of not very happy at all lately. Are you okay?

*hugs*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh, I'm all right. I have these moods where I go absolutely bugfuck insane over little things--it helps keep me deal with stress. Work's just been really busy and the folks are going abroad for a bit, and it's not *bad* stuff but it's still stressful, y'know?

Thanks for the concern, sweetie. I'm okay, but I totally appreciate your asking. *snuggle*

[likeahiphopsong.livejournal.com]

You weren't kidding when you said you were getting unblanced, were you? Wow.

::pet pet::

some bint with an enormous fucking umbrella is strolling under the canopied part of the building

What the fuck is that about? Why do these fuckers do that? Argh!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

So unbalanced my ears have pavement burn, yo.

Peameal? Sucks. I ordered it because I was at a pub and wanting to try new things, and it claimed to be "bacon" and when I got it the damn stuff turned out to be thin-sliced, really salty ham. And I don't care for ham. Grrrrrrr,

But hey, you're on more now, so I'm getting back to my usual equilibrium. Whew. *g*