jeesy chreesy, maggie, have they invested in some kind of Asian-dar that they can point at people so it will tell them how authentically "Asian" someone is? Will they be able to tell from our buck teeth and slitty eyes and accented English and how we smell of curry and how short we all are?

Wow. I didn't even know I could get this angry. I mean this and this SF/F thing? SMASH SMASH SMASH. Oh, there's more letter writing to be done.