Seventeen = just a kid and thank God there wasn't anyone recording my vast "wisdom" at that age, but purity rings are the creepiest shit EVER. "Look at my physical hymen symbol! See how it's perfectly UNBROKEN? My daddy gave me that! He spends a LOT of time thinking about my hymen and my private parts and how horrible it would be if some OTHER MAN ever got near them!" Brrrrr.