Alaska is fucking cold and they have to pay people to live there

Unless those people are community organizers, in which case they're run out by a mob with pitchforks. TAKE YOUR COMMUNITY SPIRIT ELSEWHERE, BITCHBAGS! S.PAL DON'T ROLL THAT WAY!!

But, y'know, thinking about Isis holding her privacy ballot to her heart and not even losing her shit all over Sharaun for her poisonous little whisperings? That soothes all the pain away. *g*