bossymarmalade: shack on maracas beach (shark and bake for all)
miss maggie ([personal profile] bossymarmalade) wrote2007-09-30 05:41 pm

my construction outfit "valdezzo brothers olive oil" is poised to help

It's rainy today. I can feel the onset of winter in the rain these days, and have dreadful misgivings about the creeping potential for winter depression in myself. I don't need this! I already get summer depression, isn't that enough in terms of season-related moods?!?

At any rate, I need to go out soon and purchase a tea-cosy. My father will be heading down to Texas in a week or so to meet up with my mother, who is staying at my auntie's in Whitesboro, and she told me to buy a tea-cosy and send it down with dad. Are there truly no places to find a decent tea-cosy in smalltown Texas? How do they keep their teapots warm?

Not that Auntie Ronnie would have run into the problem of cooling teapots before -- she's not big on tea -- but she recently married a lovely Iranian gentleman who drinks a lot more of it. My uncle Bobby is one of Ali Daie's brothers, which is pretty nifty; my other uncles are not nearly so interesting. Except for Uncle Lolly, who we dreaded visiting when we were girls because he and my aunt Doodoo and cousins all lived in a shack in the country, and it was cramped and uncomfortable and had (horrors!) an *outhouse*. Then a few years ago after the parents visited Trinidad, Dad mentioned that Uncle Lolly's fortunes had reversed, and he now owned an enormous mansion and multiple luxury cars and wore gold chains like they'd been bequeathed to him by Mr. T. Upon our incredulous demands for explanations, my poor dear trusting father said, "oh, he's doing a lot of contracting jobs now."

"Dad," said Lori and I as we prodigiously employed air-quotes, "usually, 'contractors' don't become millionaires in a couple of years or get letters from people threatening to kidnap their sons."

"He's very good at his job," our father said haplessly. We left it at that, but whenever we refer to Uncle Lolly's business we use the finger-quotes. I have to admit, it *does* add a little excitement to the family, considering the rest of my uncles teach math or work for Kodak or are petrochemical engineers.

For no good reason, I am craving shark and bake. Actually, there's a very good reason: I haven't had it in years and shark and bake is sublime, yes oui.

[identity profile] indirajames.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's Shark'n'Bake, and ah hayelped?

Ah, the depths I'll go for cheap laffs.

In Texas, I think they keep their teapots warm with oil.

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[identity profile] glendaglamazon.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Are there truly no places to find a decent tea-cosy in smalltown Texas? How do they keep their teapots warm?

Oh, honey. Hee! I'd wager the majority of Americans--and especially southerners and Texans--would have no idea what on earth a tea cosy was. Once you explained it to them, the bafflement would continue. A pot? Warm? Huh?

If you order tea in most restaurants in Texas, it will come in a glass with ice. If you want hot tea, you'll get a cup of hot water and a bag of Lipton's. When they ask if you want a refill, they'll pour more hot water and expect you to use the same bag. We are tea heathens (at least to hear my English grandmother tell it). ;)

[identity profile] djinnj.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I have not had shark and bake in 30 years.

:(

I found a recipe off the internet last year. I might have to try and make it myself. But it just won't be the same.

[identity profile] lancebelle.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hot tea is not a common occurance in Texas, so tea cosy's wouldn't be easy to find. I think the only ones I've ever seen have been handmade. My mother-in-law has pretty much given up the search... she boils the water in a kettle, has a cup and, if she wants another, re-boils the water if it's gotten too cold.

In a restuarant, ordering "tea" would mean unsweetened iced tea, unless you specified otherwise (hot or sweet). For hot tea, they'll bring you a cup of hot water and a tea bag (usually Lipton's, sometimes a generic substitute).

[identity profile] star-maple.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, forget Texas. There are no tea cosies in AMERICA.

We do not coddle tea-drinkers in America... if you wanted all your tea hot, you should have prepared it by the cup or drunk it faster.

[identity profile] melisus.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh. I've never even had shark let alone shark and bake.

[identity profile] indirajames.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
The responses to your post have confused me! I must live in a tea bubble.

[identity profile] glockgal.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you get your quilt, tho? Or did you forego The Bay altogether? :D

[identity profile] marej.livejournal.com 2007-10-01 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
do you have time order one on net? i'm wiling to bet there're tea-cosy selling sites. not that i've seen one or anything, but i'm sure there would be some. also, i think you should post about your fam and extended fam at least once a week. at the very least i demand a fam post for my bday and babyjesus's bday? though--- can i really make demands on behalf of babyjesus? i think migraine meds are affecting more than i think they would. oops? okay i'm gonna stop now, but unt until i ask what does shark taste like?
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[identity profile] rosebee.livejournal.com 2007-10-01 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
The good news about winter depression (aka seasonal affective disorder) is that a lightbox works wonders for it!